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"Stop telling me how well you did on the written."
'No, you don't get extra credit for a creative parking technique!'
"When I let out a blood curdling yell and scream 'Jesus Christ you're going to kill someone' I'd like you to apply the brakes..."
Caution Student Driver
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Insensitive driving school - 'That was crap.'
'For future reference, when I say 'parallel park', I mean in the road.'
'Okay. Now, try to parallel park while talking on your cell phone and changing songs on your ipod.'
'Okay, at the T in the road, go straight.'
Having not studied for any of the road tests, resulting in terrible road marks, and a very low grade, it was inevitable that the brakes would fail.
'What do you mean didn't I see it? How do you think I hit it?'
Running in please pass
"Check your rearview mirror often. I'll provide feedback through rude hand gestures and screaming obscenities."
when you hear me scream' oh my god you're going to kill us...stop the f***** car'' then I'd like you to apply the emergency brake
'How was my emergency stop?'
Traffic Jam in Ancient Egypt
Driving School Car being Followed by Wreckers.
"In todays driving lesson we learn the importance of checking your blind spot."
"The first adult decision he's had to make is between driving and texting."
'Right hand down a bit.'
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Learner driver conned into being a getaway driver
"Can you try that stop again? Some of the pensioners on board are still standing."
'How can I concentrate on my driving test, if you keep screaming like that?!'
'There's that funny squealing again - I think it's coming from your side.'
'Dad, can we get a Porche convertible?'