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"He's learning how to mutter in Spanish
At the language school cafeteria.
"Nothing teaches a businessman Spanish faster...than a Latino with a dollar bill."
"OK...let's practice your Spanish! And we'll start with things you know...like this! Your computer joystick! In Spanish, it's...it's...el joystick."
"Baldo, Gracie...you need to learn more Spanish. For the rest of the week, I'm going to speak nothing but Spanish, and Tia Carmen will act as your interpreter, OK? Tienen tarea?"
"Maybe I can teach you Spanish with some songs I remember singing as a young man."
"That's it! You both need to know more Spanish! It's time for a total immersion course."
"This is my way of forcing you guys to learn Spanish! Whoever breaks this rule cleans out the garage!"
"I don't see why I have to learn this stuff! It's knowledge I'll never need! As long as you're here to translate for me."
'Better learn Spanish, son, because I'm moving it all to Mexico!'
"You guys should learn more Spanish! From now on, everyone has to speak only Spanish from 6 o'clock to bedtime!"
The best way for you not to lose your Spanish skills is to watch Spanish TV. New rule! Every Wednesday night is mandatory Spanish TV night!"
"I hope you know that by sending me to bed I'm out of the zone now! What's Spanish for big, fat loophole?"
"Baldo, I got these language tapes to help you learn Spanish."
"I'm improving my Spanish by watching more Spanish TV."
"You guys need to learn more Spanish...it will help you get a job in the marketplace tomorrow!"
OK, I admit it...I don't know Spanish! Help me out! What should I tell my boss?"