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"My humour needs bringing up to date. Do you think the New School might have something?"
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"Imagine! In the past year alone, Thomas Jefferson has learned to speak Swahili and play the glockenspiel."
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'you've been circling three days, and your prey won't die - what's your position, ethically speaking?'
'How do you spell banana? I know how to start but I don't know when to stop.'
"Don't worry about a thing, I learned to do this in prison."
'Am I going too fast for you?'
'Perhaps I possess the kind of wisdom that only comes with age.'
'G-g-golly! One day out of med school and I'm about to perform brain surgery! Just look at that scalpel shake!'
'Straight A's. That means good.'
'Remember that starting with the end in mind limits any room for creativity and emegence.'
'Ask me the next one.. I have irritable vowel syndrome.'
'Did you know there's a river in Brazil named after Amazon?'
"It's a little something we learnt from Trump's press secretary!"
'I've found that once you've learned to fake honesty, you've got it made.'
"Hold on now.... They never told me any of this honesty stuff in law school!"
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'In school today, we learned about endangered species.'
Experts say kids should do their own homework. Kids say experts have way too much time on their hands.
RIP - Refused to learn from my mistakes
'Before we do the register...can any of you teach English?
'Personally, I haven't learned a damn thing from failure.'
'Your head weighs 26 pounds, same as your feet.'
HAPPYDELL ELEMENTARY, 'Plane geometry is hard enough -- what will fancy geometry be like?'
"I've always wanted an empire of Distance Learning Campuses."
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