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"There's a dog in Wisconsin that tells jokes."
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"Mine's still in bed."
A man walking his dog with a leash passes a man walking his snake holding it by its tail.
'No need to see your ID. I recognize you. And you still can't come in.'
"How small will he get?"
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Six people walk one dog.
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Dog and owner pulling in different directions
"I love my mistress, but I must say I resent the leash."
'That beagle sure is a tough case!'
"How long have you been self-employed?"
"He has no distinguishing features,really, but you can't miss him."
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'You'll be on a leash for the first six months.'
"She never took to the leash."
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"Yeah, I get that 'Who's walking who?' a lot too."
"First you have to earn their trust."
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"He was a rescue."
Tags:animal, animals, pet, pets, pet owner, pet owners, adoption, adopting a pet, rescue, rescues, shelter, shelters, stray, strays, leash, leashes, collar, collars, control, controlling, relationship, relationships, relationship issues, relationship problems, marriage, marriages, married life, couple, couples, husband, husbands, wife, wives, spouse, spouses, partner, partners, boyfriend, boyfriends, girlfriends, date, dates, dating, walking the dogs, dog walking, walkies
"So I'm guessing your wife is still visiting her mother."
'After our last vote one executive pay raises, the shareholders want us back on short leashes.'
"Lucky, I Said Heel!"
A baby on a leash encounters a monster on a leash.
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"I'm walking the sloth. See you all in a week."
Lost And Found
Tags:dog, dogs, leash, leashes, owner, owners, bad owner, pet owner, pet care, care, caring, cares, ownership, love, loving, lost, lost dog, missing, missing pet, missing dog, run away, runaway, run-away, leash, off-leash, off leash, recall, recalled, women, woman, chase, chased, run away from home, ran away from home
"No, no, no. Double-click to open. I'll walk you through it one more time. Go get your leash."