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"There's a dog in Wisconsin that tells jokes."
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"Mine's still in bed."
A man walking his dog with a leash passes a man walking his snake holding it by its tail.
'No need to see your ID. I recognize you. And you still can't come in.'
Six people walk one dog.
Tags:incompetent, incompetence, dog walker, dog walkers, dog walking, inefficient, inefficiency, efficiency expert, efficiency experts, redundant, redundancy, useless, uselessness, too many cooks, waste of energy, wastes of energy, dog, dogs, canine, canines, pooch, pooches, look after, looked after, leash, leashes, lead, leads
"You brought a third wheel to our date?!"
Tags:dog, dogs, cat, cats, date, dates, dating, lead, leads, leash, leashes, owner, owners, dog owner, dog owners, walk, walks, walking, dog walk, dog walks, third wheel third wheeling, first date, first dates, watch over, watching over, supervise, supervising, supervisor, supervisors, awkward, annoy, annoys, annoying, annoyed
Dog and owner pulling in different directions
"I love my mistress, but I must say I resent the leash."
'That beagle sure is a tough case!'
"How long have you been self-employed?"
"He has no distinguishing features,really, but you can't miss him."
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'You'll be on a leash for the first six months.'
"She never took to the leash."
Tags:animal, animals, pet, pets, pet owner, pet owners, dog, dogs, canine, canines, dog owner, dog owners, walking the dog, dog walking, walkies, leash, leashes, leash-free, no leash, off-leash, lead, leads, trend, trends, trendy, arm in arm, fur baby, fur babies, fur kid, fur kids, fur child, fur children, animal rights, training, dog trainer, dog trainers, dog trick, dog tricks
"Yeah, I get that 'Who's walking who?' a lot too."
"First you have to earn their trust."
Tags:animal, animals, talking animal, talking animals, pet, pets, pet owner, pet owners, dog, dogs, dog owner, dog owners, walking the dog, dog walking, walkies, trust, earning trust, earn their trust, confidence, trustworthy, leash, leashes, collar, collars, role-reversal, role reversal, swapping roles, dog training, dog trainer, dog trainers, puppy, puppies, new dog, new dogs, obedience training
"He was a rescue."
Tags:animal, animals, pet, pets, pet owner, pet owners, adoption, adopting a pet, rescue, rescues, shelter, shelters, stray, strays, leash, leashes, collar, collars, control, controlling, relationship, relationships, relationship issues, relationship problems, marriage, marriages, married life, couple, couples, husband, husbands, wife, wives, spouse, spouses, partner, partners, boyfriend, boyfriends, girlfriends, date, dates, dating, walking the dogs, dog walking, walkies
'After our last vote one executive pay raises, the shareholders want us back on short leashes.'
"So I'm guessing your wife is still visiting her mother."
"Lucky, I Said Heel!"
A baby on a leash encounters a monster on a leash.
Tags:leash, leashes, harness, harnesses, child harness, child harnesses, harnessing, werewolf, werewolves, safety harness, safety harness, baby rein, baby reins, toddler, toddlers, toddler rein, toddler reins, monster, monsters, movie monster, movie monsters, monster film, kid, kids, child, children, son, sons, wolfman, wolfmen, wolf man, wolf men
"I'm walking the sloth. See you all in a week."
Lost And Found
Tags:dog, dogs, leash, leashes, owner, owners, bad owner, pet owner, pet care, care, caring, cares, ownership, love, loving, lost, lost dog, missing, missing pet, missing dog, run away, runaway, run-away, leash, off-leash, off leash, recall, recalled, women, woman, chase, chased, run away from home, ran away from home
"No, no, no. Double-click to open. I'll walk you through it one more time. Go get your leash."