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'I appreciate the grovelling Whitworth, but don't lick my shoes - it ruins the leather!'
'Your grandfather is a cautionary tale, son. He quit school early and pinned all his hopes on an NFL career. But in the end, he was never used in a single game.'
The Venus Flytrap Leather Sectional
Cow's Last Will and Testament.
Tags:cow, will, bequeath, last will and testament, probate, beef, burger, steak, red meat, inherit, inheritance, farm, butcher, dinner, food bank, ribs, brisket, shank, rump roast, roast beef, butcher’s chart, choice cuts, deli, farmer, moo, steer, heifer, bull, leather, death, dead, die, meat industry, meat
"Yes, a lie. I've been living a lie, I'm not Italian at all."
Tags:leather, leather shoe, leather shoes, therapist, therapists, therapy, counselor, counselors, counsellors, counsellor, psychology, psychologist, psychologists, psychiatry, psychiatrist, pscyhiatrists, shoe, shoes, men's shoes, men's footwear, italian leather, style, styles, men's fashion, men's style
Italy in Three Days."We're doing Assisi tomorrow. Myra wants to shop red leather jeans."
Tags:fashion, fashions, style, styles, stylish, fashionable, fashionista, fashionistas, trend, trends, trendy, women, woman, lady, ladies, women's clothing, women's fashion, ladies fashion, ladies clothing, clothes, clothing, leather, tour, tours, italy, italian, travel, traveling, travelling, traveler, travelers, traveller, travellers, shopping
"The ads just says 'Everybody in Leather' - they don't say how much."
Couple sitting in living room reading books while dog reads a book with a cat shaped cover.
Tags:animal, animals, talking animal, pet, pets, pet owner, pet owners, dog, dogs, dog owner, dog owners, cat, cats, cat skin, book, books, leather-bound, leather bound, cover, covers, book cover, book covers, leather, book binding, book bindings, reading, reader, readers, literature, open book, open books, open cat, cat-shaped, living room scene, living room scenes, family, families
"I don't mean to be a snob, but I know what real leather sounds like."
Animals flying kites patterned like their skins.
"I thought it was just a phase, but now that he's in his 40s I'm not so sure!"
Tags:heavy metal, metalhead, metalheads, metal head, metal heads, leather, spike, spikes, monster, monsters, monstrous, grow up, grows up, growing up, live at home, lives at home, living at home, adult child, adult, adults, phase, just a phase, justification, justifications, justifying, loser, losers
"It does seem odd but I feel I have a future.'' (Covered in louis vuitton logos)
"Wasn't that Cole Porter's motto?"
Tags:modern, modernity, modern life, modern world, trend, trendy, trends, trending, quote, quotes, aesthetic, punk, punks, leather, leathers, leather jacket, biker, bikers, fashions, fashions, fashionable, fashion police, cole, cole porter, porter, never complain and never explain, never apologize and never explain, patch, patches, punk rock, women, gossip, gossiping, gossips, choice, choices, culture, pop, pop culture
"Permission to treat the witness like gum stuck to the bottom of my heels?"
Tags:dominatrixes, dominatrices, whip, whips, chains, d/s, dom/sub, leather, leathers, prosecutor, prosecutors, prosecution, prosecuting, cross-examine, cross-examines, cross-examination, hostile witness, hostile witnesses, witness, witnesses, testify, testifies, testifying, judge, judges, trial, trials, lawyer, lawyers, attorney, attorneys
'Even my emotional baggage is leather.'
Cows on a bus.
'Johnson's my name and leather's my game! I've got belts, I've got wallets, I've got shoes...'
'Let's call it even; you sell me the phony Louis Vuitton and I'll pay for it with this phony hundred.'
"Oooo!... Leather! I'd love to shed on that!!"
Tags:recliner, recliners, chair, chairs, leather, furniture, furniture shop, furniture store, furniture shops, furniture stores, shed, shedding, sheds, fur, furs, moulting, moult, moults, dog, dogs, dog owner, dog owners, canine, canines, dog lover, dog lovers, canine behaviour, dog behaviour, canine behavior, dog behavior
'No, they don't sell furniture, it's the local sunbed salon.'
"Karl! What happened?"
Heavy Metal Scrap Merchants.
"Thanks, guys! This is great! Room for my photos and credit car - Whoa! Hold on! This thing's genuine cowhide!"
Tags:cow, cows, cow leather, cowhide, cowhides, taboos, birthday, birthdays, stress, birthday present, birthday presents, birthday gift, birthday gifts, party, parties, birthday party, birthday parties, dairy cow, dairy cows, bull, bulls, leather wallet, leather wallets, gift, gifts, leather, wallet
"Your skin. Genuine Leather."
Tags:cow, cows, leather, genuine leather, cattle, skin condition, skin conditions, bad skin, doctor, doctors, md, mds, m.d.s, m.d., gp, gps, g.p.s, g.p., general practitioner, general practitioners, medical check up, medical check ups, clinic, clinics, doctors clinic, doctors clinics, doctor's clinic, doctor's clinics, hospital, hospitals, doctors appointment, doctors appointments, doctor's appointment, farm animal, farm animals, doctor's appointments