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"Can we get back to you? He seems to have stepped away from his trousers."
"He's out leaving wads of gum everywhere."
"She's in the bathroom, enjoying our new Japanese toilet."
Tags:child, children, phone call, phone calls, leave a message, take a message, tmi, too much information, bathroom, bathrooms, restroom, restrooms, toilet, toilets, japanese toilet, japanese toilets, fancy toilet, fancy toilets, overshare, oversharing, embarrassing, embarrassment, embarrassing information
"Dave's away from his desk, I'm afraid. Can I take a message, or read you his browser history."
"Mr. Curtis can't come to the phone right now. He's in the time-out chair."
Tags:childish, child, children, kid, kids, grown man, grown men, adults, immature, immaturity, time-out, office, offices, business, businesses, businessman, businessmen, manager, managers, management, age, aging, ageing, coworker, coworkers, take a message, leave a message, answering machine, unavailable, secretary, secretaries, receptionist, receptionists
"He passed away last week. Can I give him a message?"
Tags:receptionist, receptionists, secretary, secretaries, leave a message, leave messages, death, dead, passed away, died, died suddenly, sudden death, workaholic, workaholics, work addict, work addicts, at the office, on-call, always on-call, psychic, psychics, talking to the death, talk to the dead, speak to the dead, speak with the dead, medium, psychic medium, mediums, psychic mediums, seance
"Your daughter called—you promised to play phone tag with her today."
Tags:office, offices, business, businesses, businessman, businessmen, executive, executives, parent, parents, parenting, parenthood, child, children, kid, kids, childhood, dad, dads, father, fathers, fatherhood, boss, bosses, manager, managers, secretary, secretaries, receptionist, receptionists, leave a message, take a message, phone tag, family, families
"I'm sorry, he's in a meeting with a jury of his peers. ﾠWould you like to leave a message?"
Tags:jury, juries, convict, convicts, convicted, conviction, convictions, felon, felons, trial, trials, corporate crime, corporate criminal, corporate criminals, meeting, meetings, message, messages, phone message, phone messages, leave a message, leaves a message, leaving a message, secretary, secretaries
"This is Harold Nordley speaking..."
Tags:answering machine, voicemail, voicemail box, message, leave a message, telephone, telephones, phone, phones, answer, answer the phone, telecom, telecommunications, landline, landlines, landline phone, landline phones, home phone, home phones, call, calling, calls, absurd, absurdism, surrealism, surreal, feigned casualness
"This is the voicemail of Michel Barnier.For angry drunk ranting, press 1. For separate, weepy pleading, press 2. To just sorta breathe heavily into the phone for an extended period, press 3."
Tags:drunk dialling, drunken dailling, voicemail, voicemail message, voicemail messages, leave a message, thersa may, may, uk pm, uk priminister, previous primeministers, michel barnier, barnier, chief negotiator, brexit negotiator, brexit negotiations brexit negotiator, brexit, uk politics, british politics, brexit deal, brexiteer
"He's in the counting house. That's Extension 5198."
Tags:phone, phones, telephone, telephones, call, calls, phone call, phone calls, technology, technologies, royal, royals, royalty, queen, queens, king, kings, prince, princes, princess, princesses, monarch, monarchy, call forwarding, take a message, leave a message, voicemail, voicemail box, extension, extensions
'I'm away from my desk. At the sound, please leave a message.' (Man has horn in his hand).
Dave - We need you back at the office.
Tags:plane, planes, message, messages, leave a message, leaves a message, leaving a message, voicemail, voicemails, vacation, vacations, interrupt, interrupts, interrupting, interruption, interruptions, airplane, airplanes, aerial advertisement, aerial advertisements, aerial advertising, banner, banners, beach, beaches, holiday, holidays, holidaying, out of office, away from the office, workaholic, workaholics, send a message, sends a message, sending a message
"I'm sorry, but he's having his teeth filed to needle-sharp points. Can I take a message?"
Tags:office, offices, business, businesses, businessman, businessmen, executive, executives, receptionist, receptionists, secretary, secretaries, businesswoman, businesswomen, boss, bosses, message, leave a message, take a message, voicemail, dentist, dentists, teeth, tooth, sharpen, sharpening, excuse, excuses, fang, fangs
While You Were Here
Tags:phone message, phone messages, message, messages, phone call, phone calls, answering machine, answering machines, answerphone, answerphones, leave a message, leaves a message, leaving a message, miss out, misses out, missing out, milestone, milestones, checkbox, checkboxes, secretary, secretaries
"You have reached the home of Henry and Maureen Wells. If you are selling something, press 1; if you are asking for money, press 2; if you want to talk about phone service, press 3."
Tags:parent, parents, wealthy parent, wealthy parents, message, answering machine, answering machines, answerphone, answerphones, lazy, laziness, phone call, phone calls, landline, landlines, voice mail, voice mails, messages, leave a message, cold call, cold calls, unwanted, undesirable, annoyance, annoyances
"If the Obama Transition Team is interested they'll leave a message."
'Oh - you're there! I was hoping I could just leave a message.'
"I'm going out, Miss Smith, I'll be back in five years."
"I can't believe you lost your cell phone already."
'Please leave a message after the beep and this short advertisement...'
'Sorry, I'm not available. Please leave a message and I'll get back to you.'
"Hi, you've reached Susan's desk. I am monotasking right now, so I'll call you back it's the phone's turn again. Beep!"
'At that moment, He is in conference. At the beep, you will have sixty seconds to say your prayers...this is a recording...'
RIP R Jones, Practical Joker: 'Sorry, you're calling at a bad time. I'm dead.'