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"The subject of tonight's discussion is: why are there no women on this panel?"
There comes a point when you may have to admit the truth: you stink.
". . . and I haven't met anyone interesting in years." "What am I-chopped liver?"
'Mom, Dad, I've decided to skip my senior year of college and jump directly into chronic unemployment.'
'I've written my memoirs, Emily and you aren't in them.'