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With their only child off to college, the Gilmonts each suffered empty-nest syndrome in their own way.
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Dead End Europe
'I'm sorry.. but we need the bed..'
'I'm going to make a house call, Miss Hamill. I'm going home.'
'Now I wish I hadn't voted for Christmas.'
"My father was a Brexit negotiator and his father before him..."
'We've found that having our kids leave for college from an actual nest helps them to grasp this momentous passage in their lives.'
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'I hope you haven't come to ask for a rise, Wilkins.'
"You're stupid and I'm better than you. Also - why would you vote for Brexit?"
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You are now leaving Cedarvale. Good Riddance. 'I've met friendlier people.'
'I'm going home to father!'
New orders: Into Afghanistan.
'Our new Lebron James 'exchange-traded fund' is very popular here in Miami -- although not in Cleveland.'
'I left Marie when I found out she was 75% silicone.'
'Will you be long?'
'I've found our loophole. When he turns 18, he's no longer a child. THEN we can leave him behind.'
'You can always tell the ones with the big severance buyouts.'
'I'm spending our Home Improvement Grant on a leaving party for you.'
"And you voted Brexit didn't you Granddad?"
"The remainers do go on don't they."
"Why do they always insist on using the word deliver?"
"What do you think about Brexit?"
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