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"You look great. One problem though: I'm the one who goes to work."
"What'll I eat, when you, are far away, and I am blue, what'll I eat?"
"Hold it, sweetie, you forgot your heat."
"One of you will have to remain behind."
Finally, some cereal with real get-up-and-go!
'Only one phone call so far, your wife says you forgot to kiss her goodbye when you left the house.'
"If they knew what an honest, decent, Loyal employee you were they'd want you to embezzle a few dollars."
"Did you remember to turn on the alarm?"
"Try not to make the world any worse."
"That's not what 'vertically challenged' means and you know it! -- Now, get out of bed and go to work!"
'Goodbye, dear. This is the kind of day that makes you feel glad to be alive.'
Wife shouts to husband leving for work: 'Hold it! Wrong wig!'