Leaving Present Cartoons and Comics

"The boys chipped in for a little parting gift."

'We're collecting for Charlie. He's leaving because he won the lottery.'

'He's not leaving, but if we collect enough, he might.'

"We had a coolection for you at the office boss.. and.. er.."

'Oops! Wrong room!'

'What's that? It's a leaving present for the next person who comes in late.'

'It's a collection for Elaine. I want to take her to lunch.'

'I want to thank everyone for the wonderful concrete boots and the watch that's good to 300 feet.'

'I'm collecting for Linda in accounting. She won the lottery and is leaving.'

'What do you mean, for Simkins? I'M Simkins!'

'Excuse me sir, but you're not allowed to take up a collection unless you work here!'

'One of the guards is leaiving, would you like to make a contribution to his farewell gift?'

'There wasn't much of a collection I'm afraid. Most of the people who really liked you are dead.'

'I'd feel like a hypocrite contributing to his farewell gift after firing him.'

"Final bit of business, for William's leaving present are opting for the gold watch and Mediterranean cruise or the packet of out of date biscuits and photo of our collective bottoms?"

"I got a watch of sorts when I retired...they gave me the old security camera I sat beneath for 20 years."

"Work another year and we'll install a battery,"

"...We've clubbed together to get you something as a token of our appreciation. I think the staples are included."

"We normally give our retirees a gold watch. But, since you were always late we just figured you didn't know how to use one."

"Since you're all leaving the company under a cloud, you'll be receiving umbrellas instead of gold watches."

"Don't keep me in suspense, Michael - what did they give you, a gold watch or a cheque?"