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'Ok...so maybe it's more than just a 'bad habit'...'
"Oh, fine, thanks. And yourself?"
Tags:business, building, jumper, jumpers, stock market, stock market crash, stockbroker, stockbrokers, market crash, market crashes, ledge, ledges, out on the ledge, polite, manners, good manners, deference, deferential, courteous, businessman, businessmen, greeting, greetings, formal, formality, formalities, pleasantry, pleasantries, mankoff
"They fixed the printer."
We Print Anything on Your T-Shirt
Tags:t-shirt, t-shirts, custom, customised, customized, customisation, customization, cigar store, cigar stores, cigar shop, cigar shops, insensitive, insensitivity, dark humor, black humor, black humour, dark humour, print, prints, printing, printing store, ledge, ledges, talk down, talks down, talking down, jumper, jumpers, jumping
Suggestion boxes getting strategically positioned.
'It says, 'Take on step at a time.' Wait a second, that can't be right.'
"Wow! Do you think he would have jumped?"
"Ever wonder where humans go to die?"
Tags:pigeon, pigeons, dove, doves, ledge, ledges, on the ledge, suicidal, skyscraper, skyscrapers, tall building, tall buildings, philosophical question, philosophical questions, afterlife, afterlives, downtown, mystery, mysteries, mystery of life, mysteries of life, bird, birds, question, questions
'Let me through, I'm a creditor!'
'We need your vote, Edwards.'
'You always lacked ambition, Perkins.'
'Call the building's architects'
'We'll be able to tell what sort of budget it is by the speed the boss comes hurtling down past this window.'
"It's your real-estate agent. She says she may have found you a higher ledge."
Tags:dark humour, dark humor, gallows humor, gallows, gallows humour, black humor, black humour, jump, jumping, ledge, jump off, ledges, real-estate, real estate, apartment, apartments, sales, sales pitch, hard sell, bad timing, timing, talk down, suicidal, ledge, ledges, location, locations, leap, leaps, leaping
'Poor Jones, that's the third time this month he's jumped.'
"Leave us alone! I am a behavior therapist! I am helping my patient overcome a fear of heights!"
Tags:fear, fears, fear of heights, immersion therapy, immersion therapies, ledge, ledges, ledge jumper, ledge jumpers, hostage, hostages, hostage situation, hostage situations, therapist, therapists, therapy, shrink, shrinks, psychologist, psychologists, psychology, overcome, overcomes, overcoming, acrophobia, acrophobic, acrophobics, behavior therapist, behavior therapists, behaviour therapist, behaviour therapists
"He's got a smartphone. Let's see if we can text him down."
'If you dream it, you can fly. Of course, I only mean that figuratively. Do you know what 'figuratively' means Johnny? ... Johnny?'
Woodpecker under Cliff Edge,
"Stay back from the edge. Remember what happened to the last angel that fell.
'Bad dog, no police doggy biscuit.'
"Which way to Fifth Avenue?"
Tags:direction, directions, ledge, ledges, jumper, jumpers, suicidal, death wish, death wishes, asking directions, depression, depressed, depressions, mental health, mental state, mental illness, job stress, job stresses, stressful job, stressful jobs, tourist, tourists, fifth avenue, shopping district
"This is our company's smoking area..."
"My goodness, Henry! Take your scarf! You'll catch your death by cold!"
Tags:cold, colds, scarf, scarfs, scarves, ledge, ledges, on a ledge, suicidal, jump, jumps, jumper, jumpers, compassion, compassionate, insensitive, insensitivity, mom, moms, mum, mums, mother, mothers, nag, nags, worrywart, worrywarts, worry, worries, worrying, nagging, cold weather, freeze, freezes, freezing
'He says he can't stand Princess Anne's hairdo any longer, Officer.'