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"Leeches don't bother me—I'm a lawyer."
Tags:lawyer, lawyers, attorney, attorneys, leech, leeches, bloodsucker, bloodsuckers, bloodsucking, pond scum, hate, hates, hatred, hatreds, swamp, swamps, bog, bogs, marsh, marshes, immune, immunity, fear, fears, fearful, phobia, phobias, vermiphobia, vermiphobic, helminthophobia, scoleciphobia, leeching, guide, guides
Trump calls border wall a 'medieval solution' that works
Tags:trump, donald trump, president trump, president donald trump, trumps wall, trump wall, the wall, border wall, us border, mexican border, us mexico border, medieval, medieval medicine, middle ages, plague doctor, plague doctors, trepanning, leeches, drawing blood, medieval solution, medieval solutions, maga, maga hat, trump supporter, trump supporters
"That's a great idea, Ben. I can hardly wait to take all the credit."
Tags:business, businessman, businessmen, boss, bosses, executive, executives, exec, execs, manager, managers, management, office, offices, office life, employee, employees, worker, workers, idea, ideas, credit, taking credit, undeserving, stealing, fraud, theft, impostor, impostors, greed, greedy, leech, leeches
"Leeches are making a comeback"
"Hey, I've had it with winding you! From here on in you're going to make it on your own."
Tags:wind-up, wind-up toy, wind-up toys, mechanical, mechanical toy, mechanical toys, mechanism, mechanisms, toy, toys, lost, desert, deserts, desert dweller, desert dwellers, sponge, sponges, sponging, leech, leeches, leeching, helpless, helplessness, self-reliant, self-reliance, frustration, frustrations, frustrating
"I made you a sex bomb, and, by George, I can unmake you!"
Tags:agent, agents, hollywood, producer, producers, taking the credit, taking credit, undue credit, superficial, superficiality, stardom, star, stars, making a star, proprietorial, domineering, threat, threats, threatening, self interest, self-interest, hollywood producer, hollywood producers, film star, film stars, take advantage, taking advantage, gender issues, undermine, undermining, leech, leeches, taking a cut
"Need a crony?"
Tags:king, kings, royalty, royal, royals, politician, politician, beggar, beggars, panhandler, panhandlers, peasant, peasants, crony, cronies, informer, informers, informant, informants, double agent, double agents, double-agent, double-agents, olden days, hierarchy, hierarchies, subservient, subservience, leech, leeches, leeching, dishonest, dishonesty, betray, betrayal
'When did you last restock the first aid cabinet Miss Tompkins?'
'Some people find their elderly parents a burden but I wouldn't be without mine.'
Tags:old age, old person, old people, parent, parents, leech, leeches, leeching, adult child, elder, elders, elderly, burden, burdens, chore, chores, lazy, laziness, slob, slobs, ingrate, ingrates, ungrateful, cooking, cooks, cook, clean, cleans, cleaner, cleaners, couch potato, couch potatoes, doing for, do for, bum, bums, parasite, parasites, parasitic
Leeches In Therapy.
'Mom... Dad... I'm a bottom feeder!'
'Uh...Frank? Ixnay on the bottom-feeder jokes...'
"Do you have a backup plan for your financial plan of winning the lottery?"
Tags:lottery, lotteries, bad odds, unlikely, five year plan, five year plans, ten year plan, ten year plans, long term plan, long term plans, moneymaking scheme, moneymaking schemes, game show, game shows, win money, easy money, get rich quick, getting rich quick, lazy, slacker, slackers, slacking, backup plan, backup plans, millennial, millennials, leech, leeches, leaches, leach
'They're like ice! You're like a giant vampire bat sucking the warmth out of me!'
Specialist Directory: Cardiology, Dermatology, Hematology, Leeches
Tags:new age, new age medicine, leech, leeches, healthcare, health care, medical care, hospital, hospitals, traditional medicine, traditional medicines, modern life, modernity, technology, modern technology, move forwards, forward progress, progress, specialist, specialists, specialisation, specialization, doctor, doctors, quack, quacks
"Alert! You're about to get a call from a relative asking for money."
Tags:medical alert, medical alerts, retire, retires, retired, retirement income, pension, pensions, pensioner, pensioners, beg, begs, begging, handout, handouts, hand out, hand outs, alert, alerts, alerting, warn, warns, warning, mooch, mooches, moocher, moochers, mooching, leech, leeches, leeching, freeloader, freeloaders, freeload, freeloads, sponge, sponges, borrow, borrows, borrowing
'You're a blood sucking leech, Parker, I like that in an employee.'
"It doesn't work that way - you ave to buy a pizza to put them on."
'Whoa, doc! Are those expensive, brand-name leeches? My insurance only covers generics.'
'Maybe it's time we suggested extra training?'
'On certain types of wounds we use lawyers instead of leeches because lawyers never seem to get their fill of blood...'
"Oh, don't mind me...just go on as though I wasn't even here!"
Tags:public school, public schools, public school program, public school programs, charter schools, charter school, private school, private schools, for-profit school, for-profit schools, for profit, for profits, leech, leeches, vampire, vampires, school voucher, school vouchers, school voucher program, school voucher programs
"We run an old fashioned practice here, Mrs Gledhill."
'Fight disease - don't share leeches.'
"On certain types of wounds we use lawyers instead of leeches because lawyers never seem to get their fill of blood..."