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'For heaven's sake, Armitage... Can't you just accept 2nd place in the best leek category??'
'I think I'll go for a leek!'
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snail, snails, leek, leeks, vegetable, vegetables, vegetable patch, vegetable patches, leak, leaks, garden, gardens, gardening, gardener, gardenersC.I.A destroy 'Wicken Leeks' by mistake!
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, cia, wikileaks, wiki, leek, leeks, government, governments, destroy, destroying, destroyed, destroys, mistake, mistakes, mistaken, mistook, farm, farms, mix up, mixed up, mixes up, agent, agents, special agents, special agent'A coconut, a jar of pickled pig's feet, five pounds of leeks, a dozen owl eggs. . . you lost the list I gave you, didn't you?'
'A coconut, a jar of pickled pig's feet, five pounds of leeks, a dozen owl eggs, rutabagas and buffalo jerkey... you lost the list I gave you didn't you!'
'For heaven's sake Armitage - can't you just accept 2nd place in the best leek category?'
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garden show, garden shows, gardener, gardeners, gardening, garden, gardens, gardened, veg, vegetable, vegetables, veges, competition, competitions, competitive, competitiveness, leek, leeks, win, wins, winner, winners, won, lose, loses, lost, second, second place, fight, fightsLeek club darts match.
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garden, gardens, gardener, gardeners, leek, veges, veg, vegetable, vegetables, plant, vegetable garden, vegetable gardens, dart, darts, club, clubs, darts game, darts games, seed, seeds, leeks, food, plants, pub game, pub games, darts match, darts matchesVegicurious
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vegicurious, vegetable, veggie, vegetarian, mccartney, vegan, market, supermarket, organic, recycling, freecycle, recycling, box, farmer, farm, rural, country, vegetarians, vegetables, curious, curiosity, grocery shopping, leek, leeks, groceries'Leeks can disappoint you and garlic will break your heart, but only onions make you cry.'
You'll just have to tell the plumber to go. The 'leak' in the refrigerator I told you about is a vegetable!
'They used to be grown using a secret fertiliser but it's public knowledge now.'
Look Dad, giant leek windmills!
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windmill, windmills, wind power, resuable fuel, resuable fuels, wales, leek, leeks, vegetable, vegetables, wind farm, wind farms, wind, power, eco, green, welsh'I think I'll go for a leek!'
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leak, leaks, leek, leeks, go for a leak, going for a leak, snail, snails, veg, vegetable, vegetables, vegetable patch, vegetable patches, allotment, allotments, toilet, toilets, urinate, urinates, urination, pest, pests'Daddy, the roof's leeking again.'
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roof, leek, leak, patch, hole, roofs, leaks, leaking, leaky, leeks, vegetable, vegetables, holes, rooves, diy disaster, diy disasters, leaking roof, leaky roof, leaking roofs, leaking roofs, water, drip, drips, dripping, rain'He's getting up!' 'Yes, every now and then even a couch potato has to take a leek.'
'Mi5 1st prize leek'
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leak, leaks, leek, leeks, prize, prizes, prize winner, prize winners, mi5, intelligence service, government, traitor, traitors, cia, fbi, mi6Cheeky boy and putting 'leeks' sign on toilet.
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vegetable, vegetables, leek, leeks, supermarket, supermrkets, fruit and veg, fruit and veg section, cheeky, little boy, little boys, children, child, kid, kids, toilets, toilet, wc, loo, loos, boy, boys, up to something, up to no good"Aaaaugh! There's a leek in the ship!"
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vegetable, vegetables, leek, food, health, ufo, aliens, vegetarian, leeks, ufos, alien, leak, leaks, spaceship, spaceships, space travel, space exploration, five a day, five-a-day, 5-a-day, 5 a day, sci fi, sci-fi, pun, puns, word game, word gamesSpring a Leek
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vegetable, vegetables, leek, leeks, quips, wordgame, wordgames, word-game, word-games, word-play, word play, spring, springs, springing a leak, spring a leak, grow, food, suspension, fix, pun, wordplay, joke, double meaning, synonym, wit, quip