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'I did think a few more of mine would've moved on by now...'
'You said you were going to put gas in the RV, and then come right back. You've been gone for a year. Care to explain?'
"You can't just move out and leave me here with your father"
'I tried that once, son, but your mother caught me. She always gets her man.'
'Yes, I'm proud to say all my kids went into boot camp as soon as they left home.'
'All the kids left home ages ago...I rent out the rooms to immigrants these days.'
Vampire coffin on the streets.
Dear folks. Well, you were right; being the prettiest gator of the Everglades hasn't helped me one bit.'
'Miss the ol' swamp, don't ya? The soft mud, the quiet, the moonlit nights...can I have your rig if you go back?'
'Harriet, stop that! This is the fifth time you;'ve left me this month! You're wearing out the carpet!'
'Hi honey! I'm home. What's for dinner? Let me repeat that...' (House appears empty).
'He's left me for good, this time. Says he wants to live life in the fast lane.'
'Then, one day he invented the whell and that's the last I seen of him.'
"So then I said to her, 'look, either that bloody dog goes, or I do!'"