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Dear (some of) my fellow lefties. . . shut up and get the hell off my side.
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"Settle down and try to remember why we call you Lefty."
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"Hey, what do you know - a lefty."
Better to be a tiny snowflake than a giant asshole
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"I'm bringing in the lefty, and your bobblehead has been recalled for lead-based paint."
"Well, well, well – look who brought the moderates to the fight over our nation's moral core."
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What's In Her Bag? Coachella Edition!
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'Start warming up the lefty.'
With no outs in the bottom of the seventh, coach brings in a new pitcher.
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'Wait! Stick him back in the freezer. Coach changed his mind. He wants us to warm up a lefty.'
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Before you read the Guardian, ask yourself: do I need to?
"As a Guardianista you should know there's free speech for me and no platform for you!"
Over 2500 left handed people die each year using products designed for right handed people.
'I know you're left handed, but you can use the stool like anyone else...'
'Oh, come ON!'