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Maze of Legalities: Do not enter without an attorney.
'Legal says we could get by with the term 'super' but adding 'duper' might be pushing it.'
"It's legal – but not entirely."
"Well, there was a Malone who tried that in 1942 and won, but, on the other hand, there was a Parker who tried it in '63 and lost."
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"I'm not talking to you as your lawyer - I'm talking to you as your best friend."
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"May I consult with counsel?"
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"You don't have a leg to stand on."
'Speaking as an attorney. I think putting 'Happy' in quotation marks was a smart move, legally. However, speaking as a customer I think it may affect your 'tip'.'
"Mrs Reynolds is a paralegal, and has advised me not to answer any questions."
"Legal is concerned you made up your 'True Life' adventures."
"Hold on. To avoid getting sued, I'll have to run it by legal."
"This is the only product claim that legal would allow."
'Remember, he's ambidextrous. He can be both heavy handed and slight-of-hand.'
"Of course I live for the moment. I charge $900 per hour."
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"Why do you want to know where I hid the money?"
Emergency lawyer alongside spare wheel
"Never wrestle a pig; you both get dirty, and he likes it."
"Oh, don't worry about that, it's just the grey area ..."
'Never put off until tomorrow what you can do today.'
"If somebody stole my identity, would I still be legally married?"
"We've also been given ten top employment law tips."
'I'd like to open the floor to questions, but my attorneys have advised me not to.'
"Sorry, the lawyer - client privilege on confidentiality doesn't apply to free advice."
'...no, not arbitrary; the legal fee is calculated by multiplying my girth by the surface area of my desk and dividing that by the length of my secretary's skirt.'