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"I can't wait till I'm old enough to hold my nose and vote."
"You gotta multiply dog years by seven, pal."
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"Sorry, kid. No off-campus drinking until you're twenty-one."
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"Woof." "I'm going to have to see some identification."
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"No ID? NO problem. I'll just have to count your rings."
"I need to see your ID."
'They say this is the kind of job that separates the men from the boys.'
"I was being tried as an adult so they had to let me order a drink."
'You're 35 in human years. Can I borrow your ID?'
"It's your birthday. You can drink all you want."
"Sorry guys, these are restricted premises: Show me your teeth so that I can check your age..."
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"Sorry, under 18 not served."
"We card everyone. You're too old for a Shirley Temple."
'Ok, Rick, a couple more rings and I'm legal.'
"So, according to law, we're basically hostages till we're 18."
New York increases the legal age of cigarette sales to 21.
'I don't like to carry ID.'
"I got the hedges, but I couldn't find any bensons."
'I went from happy meals to happy hours.'
'When I turned 18 something started happening to me every month. I started receiving a credit card bill.'
'Oh yeh? Well I'm gonna have to see some ID.'
'I've only ever had one drinking session - from my 18th birthday till today. . .'
'May I see some photo ID?'
'Sorry, two nine year olds is not the same as an eighteen year old.'
'Yeah, sure. Every extra-terrestrial that comes in here claims to be over 21.'