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Portrait of a Serial Attorney.
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"A lawyer unpaid is justice denied."
'He kept changing his will. In the end, it all went to legal fees.'
'Be careful, he just charged me $350 for his 'two-cents worth'.'
'I'm looking for legal advice.' 'Don't get involved with lawyers. That will be £75.'
'You won't have to go to jail, but I will be collecting your $200.'
Help the Bill Find its Way to Becoming a Law
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"What's the fee we charge clients who call to complain about fees?"
What does it cost to ask a question? What's your second question
Attorney at law - Rates: JusticeObstruction of Justice.
30 pounds to ask one question. £30? Right, I'll send you my bill.
That's the worst part of divorce, splitting up the property.
Don't remind me time is money. I'm the lawyer here!
"I charge by the grain."
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'It makes the law seem so dull, so dry where's the place for drama, creativity and invention!'
"What good is all this cynicism, Butler, if you don't use it in figuring billable hours?"
'If people want proper legal advice they've got to expect to cover our overheads...'
'What would you charge me to answer one question?' 'What's your second question?'
"Remember to round each billable hour off to the nearest week."
'Well, yes, I suppose you could appeal. However, if you lost, you'd be responsible for all court costs.'
'Well, I'm sorry you misdialed, but I'll still have to bill you for my time and effort in picking up the receiver.'
"As your solicitor, I suggest you take it through the courts. As your friend I suggest you don't waste your money."
"Of course I live for the moment. I charge $900 per hour."
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"Why do you want to know where I hid the money?"
"How many lawyers does it take to change a light bulb?"