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"My fees are quite high, and yet you say you have little money. I think I'm seeing a conflict of interest here."
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"My client got twenty years, yet he paid me in full. It just shows the system works."
Lawyer Meditating over the Happy Thought of Billable Hours.
'The company needs to cut it's overheads..we need you legal advice.'
"I love spending quality time with you, Ed. The fact it's billable is just the icing on the cake."
'We're able to cut back on legal fees by being more ethical.'
"Listen. It's at the quiet moments like this that you can actually hear the meter running."
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'Be careful, he just charged me $350 for his 'two-cents worth'.'
'I'm looking for legal advice.' 'Don't get involved with lawyers. That will be £75.'
'You won't have to go to jail, but I will be collecting your $200.'
Everyone smile and say FEES
'It was so cold last week, I saw him with his hands in his own pockets.'
"We lawyers are very conscientious about our charges and I remember that one specifically: I called to wish you a happy birthday and I got your answering machine so I just billed you a quarter of an hour."
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'Why do divorces cost so much?' - 'Because they're worth it.'
"What's the fee we charge clients who call to complain about fees?"
What does it cost to ask a question? What's your second question
"$865 attorney fee, $198 title insurance fee, $150 administration fee, $135 title search fee, and heck, let's add a $200 'at this point the client probably won't notice anyway' fee."
"It started when he read about how the hourly rate some lawyers are charging..."
"I'm certain I speak for the entire legal profession when I say that the fee is reasonable and just."
30 pounds to ask one question. £30? Right, I'll send you my bill.
That's the worst part of divorce, splitting up the property.
'When I decide you need my opinion I'll charge you $450 per hour for it.'
"I charge by the grain."
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'This HS2 brief is the kind of work I live for!'
'It makes the law seem so dull, so dry where's the place for drama, creativity and invention!'