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The Attorney Barn
"The judicial rulings are over here. That section is all lawyer jokes."
"And today if the prosecutor says 'Liar, liar, pants on fire,' do not turn around to check."
"If you'd like I could throw a few criminals your way."
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'One more 'howdy pardner' and you're back to being an associate.'
"Contested elections can be pretty disruptive for a law firm...but they do have certain advantages...My vote earnt me a crate of Bollinger..."
"It's a shame, he has masses of experience...."
'I understand Benson is the principle partner here.'
"Four hours study and the poor love still can't decide which luxury saloon to buy for himself."
"I'm certain I speak for the entire legal profession when I say that the fee is reasonable and just."
'The law is all about planning.'
Yomp & Jones...attorneys: 'Mr Jones wants me to inform you that he is representing your wife in her divorce.'
'Since that attempted 'watering hole' cyber attack we've been told to be hyper-vigilant!'
Financial management in Law firms
'Well people who said the SRA wasn't up to the job are going to have to eat their words now.'
Financial Management in the Real/Legal World.
'If there's one lesson we have to learn from top magic circle firms it's that to survive we have to cut out waste...I'll see if we can block book the Hotel du Louvre again or failing that the Georges Cinq.'
'Pro Bono work is vital if lawyers are to remain connected to the needs of real people and their real concerns.'
'The way I see it the hierarchy of law firms is a bit like marriage...'
'I don't understand how the Americans are getting away with all these lateral hires.'
'These Chinese firms reporting is nothing like ours...'
'This is my child. . . do you want him to starve?'
'We've just got the results back on our brand recognition since the merger, the good news is it's way up!'
'The 'legal privilege' ruling is a kick in the teeth for tax accountants but FANTASTIC for US!'
'There are ZOMBIE firms out there...'