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'Will you please answer the question, and this time, without the smoke and mirrors?'
Crucial testimony in the case of Cinderella vs. the Association of Fairy Godmothers.
'Hey, look! The subpeonies are in bloom!'
'And remember, people, there are no frivolous lawsuits... Only frivolous attorneys!'
"No, a delay is the LAST thing we'd want in this courtroom. Once you've outrgrown diapers, you're automatically tried as an adult!"
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'You listen to me, toots! If anyone's going to garnish anyone's wages it's gonna be me. Do you hear me? I'm Parsley, for Pete's sake!'
"Gentlemen, I take it you're both familiar with the arbitration procedure..." "Yes Dad!"
'Permission to do a saxophone solo denied, counselor.'
"Your lawyer is a zombie?"
'It's a coupon. File four frivolous lawsuits and get the fifth free!'
'I'm groping for a snappy, Hollywood-style one-liner in answer to your question, your Honor, but all I'm coming up with is 'Not Guilty!''
Attorney Vending Services: In Case of Litigation.
'Do you expect the jury to believe that? And, more importantly, do you expect the viewers of the eventual TV movie of this trial to believe it?'
"This is a complex matter, we can't keep repeating 'Possession is nine tenths of the law' at the judge."
Sense, Sensibility & Sid, Attorneys at Law. 'We cover all the bases.'
'I had my attorney draw this up. It states that if I choose to rise, I don't necessarily have to shine.'
Cavemen didn't have lawyers!
'I'm sorry, Mrs. Harris. I can no longer help people across the street cause of something called liability.'
Caution: Lawyers & Riff-Raff Next 50 Yards.
'Who represents you is your choice, but are you sure that 'Mr Socky' understands the process here?'
'My uncle is going to change his name. His name is Void. He has trouble signing checks.'
'It's a judgement by default from the county court.'
Filing for Divorce.