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"I am a member of the legal profession, but I'm not a lawyer in the pejorative sense."
'I see what the problem is: you have a lawyer on your back.'
JC Green. . . All Natural Lawyering.
"I can't continue to be your lawyer if you won't show up at the hearings."
Solicitor for oafs.
"Calm down! This wood doll is the best attorney ourcompany ever had."
'I need to buy a briefcase. . . the legal system doesn't take you seriously when you work out of a 'Flintstones' lunch box.'
'Have you read this, 66% of top lawyers come from the same few top schools and universities...'
'Image is important in this business and he was a bit upset not to make it into the '21 Hottest Barristers'.'
'It makes the law seem so dull, so dry where's the place for drama, creativity and invention!'
'Branding is essential if you're to survive in the Jungle of modern law...'
'Trevor still can't get his head around the fact that Tim isn't Oxbridge.'
"This is Rob Dolan on a recorded line, anything you say may be held against you in a court of law."
'He's just been named a super lawyer by the Bar Association.'
'Are you interested in your child attending our regular nursery school program or our pre-law nursery school program?'
"Nobody liked me as a kid, so becoming a lawyer seemed like a logical choice."
"The best thing about the digital age, we layers are in charge."
Planet of the Lawyers
"The lawyers have to stop insulting each other."
"Before I say yes, my dad, who is a notary, wants to ask you about your plans for our future."
Lawyer, Attorney, Counselor, Barrister, Solicitor
'Mom, Dad. . . remember that day you sent me to law school and I got lost?'
"Well, we saved this attorney. Some poacher shot him and removed his highly-prized fin."
We Remove Lawyer Residue
"You're a lawyer? Are you here on vocation or here for the refresher course?"