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"Does it hurt when my attorney does this?"
"I may be a jackal-headed god of the underworld, Janet, but I'm also your lawyer."
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Food - Gas - Lawyers - Next Exit.
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"Great news! I found someone to feed your cats."
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"We were meant to obey the spirit of the injunction against adultery, not follow it blindly to the letter."
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'No, I said 'paralegals'.'
"You don't have to answer that."
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"Trust me, you're going to be very happy you brought along legal representation."
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"Look, I'm not saying it's going to be today. But someday - someday - you guys will be happy that you've taken along a lawyer."
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"It wasn't a carcinoma at all- it was just an itty-bitty attorney."
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"I lost it in a legal minefield."
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'We're able to cut back on legal fees by being more ethical.'
"Why didn't my lawyer tell me about this?"
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"And, in exchange for his testimony, your client gets to pick something nice out of our catalogue."
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"Let's be reasonable. Just approve my client, and we'll all be spared a lot of nasty litigation."
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"Counsel for prose is overruled. Poetry, you may continue."
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"Now, now, Ruffy, if you'll spare me the threats I'll spare you the legal jargon."
"Do you need an attorney, little boy?"
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"May I represent you across the street?"
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"Who's up for archery waivers?"
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The Farmer, The Log And The Log's Attorney
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"Although my client was well aware of the falling crime rate, Your Honor, he chose not to be trendy."
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I'm a defense attorney and this clown is our consultant in the event the case becomes a media circus.
'Naughty or nice? I refuse to answer on the grounds that it might incriminate me.'
"I never discuss my clients with their mothers."
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