Search by Search ID or Tag or use the Advanced Search
'It may not be the solution you were looking for, but physician-assisted noogies are the best I can legally go.'
Tags:
gp, general practitioner, doctor, doctors, doctors practice, physician, physicians, noogy, noogie, noogies, not what you were looking for, solution, solutions, best i can do, legal, legally, diagnose, diagnosis, treat, treating, treats, treated, treatment, treatments, the flying mccoys, flying mccoysLet me get this straight - We came in for Lasik and not only are we still legally blind, but we somehow had our tails surgically removed What kind of clinic is this
Tags:
mice, mouse, hospital, hosptials, surgery, surgeries, bed, beds, patient, patients, lasik, laser, lasers, blind, legal, legally, tail, tails, remove, removes, removed, remover, removers, cut, cuts, chop, chops, clinic, clinics, three, surgically, complain, complains, complaint, complainer, the argyle sweater, argyle sweater"You are charged with defending yourself and your property..."
Tags:
judge, self defence, self-defence, self-defense, self defense, court, crown court, high court, police, sentence, ruling, verdict, property, legal, legally, defend, defending, crime, criminals, rob, robber, robbery, right, rights, burgular, burgulars, weapon, weapons, attack, attacker, stand your ground'We are no longer called criminals. We're called 'Legally Disadvantaged'.'
Tags:
jail, politically correct, political correctness, disadvantaged, legally, cell, warden, incarcerated, incarcerate, incarceration, crime, criminal, prisoner, prison, police, policeman, policemen, cop, cops, arrest, penalty, sentence, lawful, coppers, fuzz, crimes, burglar, convict'We are no longer called criminals. We're called 'Legally Disadvantaged'.'
Tags:
jail, politically correct, political correctness, disadvantaged, legally, cell, warden, incarcerated, incarcerate, incarceration, crime, criminal, prisoner, prison, police, policeman, policemen, cop, cops, arrest, penalty, sentence, lawful, coppers, fuzz, crimes, burglar, convict'My lawyer will get one of the wishes to make sure they are legally binding.'
'You'd like to have your name legally changed? -- What IS your name?', 'Clinton Bush Obama.'
'You'd like to have your name legally changed? -- What IS your name?', 'Clinton Bush Obama.'
'You'd like to have your name legally changed? -- What IS your name?', 'Clinton Bush Obama.'
Yet Another Lawyer Runs for Office: 'Futhermore, I am not legally responsible if I break any of my campaign promises...'
Tags:
lawyer, lawyers, attorney, attorneys, vote, votes, voter, voters, campaign, campaigns, office, run for office, running for office, legal, legally, responsible, responsibility, elect, election, elections'My first name is Hillary, and I'd like to have it legally changed to anything else!'
Dog licences - 'A Chihuahua, eh? Can you prove that he's in this country legally?'
Tags:
chihuahua, dog, dogs, pet, pets, pet dog, pet dogs, licence, licences, license, licenses, dog licence, dog licences, dog license, dog licenses, legal, legally, legal issue, chihuahua's, chihuahuas, domestic, domestic pet, domestic pets