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"Now, if you'll just sign right here, Mr. Hark, you'll make the biggest mistake of your life!"
Put it in writing!
'It's ok, he's signed - release his children.'
'Pinky swear doesn't cut it anymore. My attorney has a few documents for you to sign.'
The Ultimate Contract
'New Years Resolutions, paragraph 45, clause iv in which we will attempt to clarify the term 'butter buttocks'.'
"If you, William, take Angela to be your wife, tap Agree. . ."
Always read the small print.
'I think you'll find this company's as good as its word.'
'Put it in writing!'
'I'm afraid the redundancy package means I'm confined to the house for two years.'
'My lawyer will get one of the wishes to make sure they are legally binding.'
"The last time I asked you to promise you won't get mad, you broke that promise. Before I tell you what I did this time, I want you to sign this legal document stating you can't get mad."
"You'll note that the card isn't signed so my declaration of undying love isn't legally binding!"
"... Sure. I'll agree to a verbal contract, so long as you agree to sign it."