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'So, how much can you lend me?'
"And we will absolutely start lending again as soon as we finish building our debtors' prison."
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With bank loans hard to secure, Nan liked to have some fun at the applicant's expense.
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"No, I do not want to borrow it when you're ﬁnished!"
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'You're part of the 6% we won't be lending money to...'
"No, I don't have a scanner you can borrow."
Your library book is overdue.
'What the large print giveth, the small print taketh away.'
"I lost all my Facebook friends after I asked them to lend me some money."
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'OF COURSE we're still lending! What do you need? Comb? Razor? Toothbrush?'
'I need to arrange for some bridge financing.'
'Our concept is simple. We intend to lose money on every sale but make it up on volume.'
'Financial advice. Don't panic.'
'Forty billion is a generous offer for our company, but we'd feel a lot better about it, if you didn't plan on financing it by putting it on your Visa.'
'Loans. I woke up this morning feeling full of consumer confidence.'
"Yes, you're my best friend, and no, I'm not lending you forty thousand dollars."
A Tax Auditor Prescribes Treatment For A Doctor's Condition
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Kid Borrows Money From A Loan Office for His Piggy Bank
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"Yes, we do make car loans, but you can't borrow my car."
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'Where I come from it's called collateral.'
'Credit is a wonderful gimmick that lets you start at the bottom and dig yourself into a hole.'
'Actually, we were hoping you could loan some money to us.'