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'So, how much can you lend me?'
'Now you've signed all your assets over to the bank, I'm happy to lend you your bus fare home.'
'We are prepared to make you a loan, but first you have to prove that you really don't need it,'
With bank loans hard to secure, Nan liked to have some fun at the applicant's expense.
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'How do I know you'll still be around in a year?'
"I'd like some means to achieve my ends."
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"Tell you what I'll do—if that lady over there deposits a big chunk of dough, I'll give you some of it."
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"Your credit rating is fine, Mr. Deadbeat. It's something else that's making lending institutions wary."
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"Not to worry, folks. We embrace all forms of payment."
"Could you folks come back tomorrow?—the muse just isn't with me today."
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"Blah blah blah blah blah blah, no."
"Sure we have mortgage money. It's just that you can't have any."
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'You've been approved. As collateral, we'll be holding your nuts.'
Friendly Foreclosures Co.
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"Your sole use of credit has been to purchase Chinese takeout food. That's why you can't get a mortgage."
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'I'm making a comeback!'
Kwick Loans Street Vendor
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'I'm sorry, son, but I'm not in the bad debt business anymore.'
"We'd like to lend you the money, but we're afraid we might lose you as a friend."
"I've just been notified by Publisher's Clearing House that I may have already won ten million dollars, but in case I haven't I need money to fix my driveway."
'We're worried about your ability to lend us money.'
'You're part of the 6% we won't be lending money to...'
"Could you be more specific than 'some capital to play around with'?"
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'What do I look like, the First National Bank?'