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'So, how much can you lend me?'
"And we will absolutely start lending again as soon as we finish building our debtors' prison."
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With bank loans hard to secure, Nan liked to have some fun at the applicant's expense.
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'You're part of the 6% we won't be lending money to...'
"No, I don't have a scanner you can borrow."
"I lost all my Facebook friends after I asked them to lend me some money."
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'OF COURSE we're still lending! What do you need? Comb? Razor? Toothbrush?'
Dinner at the Mortgage Restaurant.
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'Loans. I woke up this morning feeling full of consumer confidence.'
"Yes, you're my best friend, and no, I'm not lending you forty thousand dollars."
"Yes, we do make car loans, but you can't borrow my car."
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'Where I come from it's called collateral.'
'Credit is a wonderful gimmick that lets you start at the bottom and dig yourself into a hole.'
'Actually, we were hoping you could loan some money to us.'
'Can I borrow your bird? I ate mine.'
'I think we have a place for you in our predatory lending department.'
'Looks like our social security check came in, as well as a bill for your student loan.'
A pair of men collapse under the weight of bank loans.
'Would you mind if I borrowed that? It's going to be a tough day at the office.'
Man begging with sign - 'In Debt - Please lend generously'
'Of COURSE it's only a dollar... It's a small business loan!'
'And make him return our axe!'
'By the way, Stanley, can you lend me five till payday?'
"You want to borrow money? What do I look like, a bank?"