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'What did you two give up for lent?' 'Cookies... We are sick of 'em after eating so many over the holidays.' 'And there are a lot of bar recipes I've always wanted to make anyway.'
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"What do we do with all the guys who ate meat on Friday?"
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'We've given TV up for Lent. My dad's just keeping his remote thumb in shape.'
St. Agnes Catholic Church: Meatless Friday Lenten Dinner 6 PM.
'You're part of the 6% we won't be lending money to...'
'I've decided to give up Lent.'
''Fasting' doesn't mean eating fast food!'
'I need to arrange for some bridge financing.'
'Hey! - Are you eating again ALREADY?'
"I'm off it for Lent."
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'Actually, we were hoping you could loan some money to us.'
Giving Things Up For Lent.
'Why don't you give up breathing for lent?'
Tell me about it--last night I ate a whole sleeve of Communion wafers.
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How To Bump Up Attendance Numbers With Free Stuff...
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Is that pancake ready yet?
"I'm giving up Google for Lent."
Obama Cafe: Lent Special - Fat Tuesday...
"That happens sometimes, when people borrow my pen and leave the cap off"
Time for pancakes!
"I couldn't decide what to give up for Lent, so I gave it all up."
'Maybe we shouldn't have kicked all our bad habits.'
Lenten Sweet Shoppe: All You Can't Eat.
'Would you mind if I borrowed that? It's going to be a tough day at the office.'
"When I gave up cookies for the period of fasting called Lent, I thought it would be an hour, like the period of school called math."