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The New Fundamentals of Art: 'We'll begin with the most basic figure, the trademark attorney...'
'No, Adam, 'awesome' is not an acceptable choice of what you want to be when you grow up.'
Teacher: 'As an adult you'll probably only use a quarter of what you're taught at school - which brings us to fractions.'
Student in the middle of an exam realises he has accidentally picked up dumb water.
Need money for lessons
Why College Costs So Much 101.
'Alex, you get a gold star. Colin, you get the, uhm, border around the stars.'
Because she'd always had a crush on the handsome but stupid professor, sometimes at night she'd fix some of his more obvious computational errors.
'I'm sorry Timmy, but if I keep going for help, you'll never learn to take care of yourself,'
With summer vacation over, Mrs. Locke was having a tough time transitioning back into teaching.
'Your son's poor grades are caused by Attendance deficit disorder. . .'
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'Do I know about incontinence? No I never was good at Geography.'
Mice taking lessons.
'That's the last time I'm sitting in the front row!'
Life In Grade A.
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Mr, Gilford had a knack for making high school physics fun,
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You need to learn punctuation. I'ts, important later! 'in life'
'Once again, you were right only fifty percent of the time, Have you considered a career as a TV weatherman'
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'It's not an accounting breakthrough, Sam. It's wrong.'
'First, you have to get their attention.'
'Remember, kids - There are no dumb questions, only dumb questioners.'
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'I told you I knew what nine sevens is...'
'Okay this test is scheduled for three hours, Fruit fly, you can be excused if you need to die,'
"There's my very first school - where I learned how to hug."