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‘Sat too close to the TV;’ ‘Stared at the Sun For an Hour,’ ‘Put Out My Eye With a BB Gun.’
'What did you take away from the meeting?'
'I've learned one thing in my years of experience in the business world -- never see a lawyer without seeing a lawyer first.'
'What I learned from the cat is that taking a nap is delightful but taking several naps is priceless.'
What Sisyphus Learned: "When life gets rough, you sure find out who your friends are!"
"Ive' learned that if you tell them you got all As on your report card, you don't have to clean your room or your plate for a week."