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"Blasphemy, yes, but it was funny."
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"I can understand you embezzling the company's money. You should understand my asking for a cut."
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"I'm going to let you off this time with a misdemeanor against humanity."
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"I'm just going to give you a warning this time, and some SPF 50."
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"I'm not saying he's perfect. I'm just saying deal with it."
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"See if you can get my sentence reduced to a two-book deal."
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"I'm going to let you off with a worming."
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"Let this be a warning."
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"State bird?" "Eastern goldfinch!" "State flower?" "Purple violet!" "Ok! Go on!"
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"I read the judge your TV credits, but you're not a big enough celebrity he could let off!"
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'Since your offense was only a misdemeanor, our firing squad will pummel you with water balloons instead.'
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'Don't ask for mercy, as a refusal often offends!'
Neurotic stupidity: 'If you start granting amnesty to people for following their conscience, pretty soon everyone will be following their conscience.'
"I'll let you off with a warning this time , Sir"