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"I developed my sense of humor as a defense mechanism and it turned into a lethal offensive weapon."
'I'm not sure that the 'Big Society' idea works with the Ministry of Defence.'
Officer, may I please keep the ammunition as a souvenir?
Captain Pointy No.37 - Oven gloves as lethal weapons
'Well, in the hands of my husbnd it's almost as lethal as a loaded gun.'