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"Don't ask, just toss me your cell phone."
'When you awaken you will feel fresh and relaxed with absolutely no memory of changing my lightbulbs.'
Trans-continental Meditation. 'Are we there yet?'
SCHOOL OF YOGA, YOU MUST LEVITATE THIS HIGH TO ENTER
My God, I need to fart.
Man can levitate but can't hold fingers properly.
"You're hogging the covers again!"
"Now that's power."
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"Yes, that's very clever Julie. But can we stick to the basics?"
"And you, young man, have got a serious altitude problem."
Learn to levitate.
'Levitation my foot! - He's got a TRAMPOLINE over there!'
'Granny's got wind again!'
"Dearly beloved - We gather today to honor the life of the greatest magician of our time."
'Never, NEVER sneeze while you're levitating.'
'You use HERBS to help you levitate? - How does THAT work?'
Guru levitates while wife vacuums.
'When did your delusion, that you can levitate people, begin?'
'Levitation? Aisle three.'
SCHOOL OF YOGA, YOU MUST LEVITATE THIS HIGH TO ENTER.
This office has been suspended.
'I still don't believe any of that bunk your friend was giving us about hypnosis.'