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Local Council meeting to close libraries: 'Sssshhhh!'
'Tsk! I don't recall reading anything about that!'
'If it's a mystery you're after, how about what the council are doing closing libraries?'
'Books about local libraries? We're moving them to the history section.'
"On the upside, books from the closed libraries can be used to fuel the town hall furnace..."
"Why did you tell him you're a librarian? It's embarrassing to have him give YOU money!"
"The books are due tomorrow. The library staff is being laid off."
"Bob, the neighbour is borrowing your stuff again...."
"Due to all the cuts there's been a change in our terms and conditions. . . now you have to lend us the books."