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'No Sir, it's not a prescription for your 'weird, dizzy turns where everything slows down and you have to go faster to compensate'.'
'It's my car now, but as soon as it's fixed, it'll be my daughter's again.'
'There's nothing we can do, James. His license checks out, and you're well within the size limit.'
DMV - Enter Here
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A Student Driver Meets a Learning Curve
"I'm sorry, Miss, but I'll have to ask you for some proof of age."
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"Your signature, Your Majesty, as well as your driver's license and a major credit card."
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'It's not for hunting. I just want to be able to protect my family from deer attacks.'
'Funny, really. They always click on 'install' without reading the license agreement.'
"For a militia, he's not very well regulated."
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An unlicensed acupuncturist
"Marie, are you still driving?"
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Licensed to drill.
'How was my emergency stop?'
'Oversensitive Car Alarm'
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"I'll be needing all your pertinent information, miss."
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"Look mister, I have nothing against you being blind. And I'm sure you do have super-human-like sense of smell. However, I'm not going to issue you a driver's license."
'Yup, you got a training wheel 'til you're used to running on one track.'
'Honey, I got locked in at the corner wine shop. Can you call the police and let them know - in about nine hours?'
Okay, it was wrong asking you to hold my beer while I got my driver's license from the glove box.
'You don't have a license and registration, do you?'
'We think it's only fitting that second marriage licenses be printed on recycled paper.'
'Will you stop believing all those rumor about driver's tests?! I'm sure the examiner is perfectly nice and pleasant.'
"Brightening the lives of passersby without a license, Your Honor."