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'There's nothing we can do, James. His license checks out, and you're well within the size limit.'
'How was my emergency stop?'
"We-your agents, successors, licensees, and assigns--would like to share a few thoughts with you."
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'Yup, you got a training wheel 'til you're used to running on one track.'
'We think it's only fitting that second marriage licenses be printed on recycled paper.'
'Find out who has the licensing rights on this Armageddon thing and get them on the phone - quickly.'
'Do me a favor and don't let my dog see my license photo.'
Al's helicopter school teaches with a tethered helicopter.
"Drawing with a revoked artistic license. What about you?"
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'Excuse me son, but does your potato have a license?'
'What if I want to stop? Where's the pause button?'
Oscar Jennings, unregistered nurse.
"It's turned out my licence to kill was a forgery."
'OK, your deer hunting license seems to be in order. But I still think that you are one sick and twisted individual.'
'How was I to know the doctor's license was only a baseball card?'
"Here's a little song I wrote in prison. Actually, I was at Motor Vehicle renewing my license, but it SEEMED like prison."
"Slow down Mormph!....and for Zog's sake, eyes straight, hands at and 2 and for the love Zog...stay away from the sun!"
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'Now, Mr Jones, I'd like you to hotwire the ignition.'
'Please leave my driver's license -- I can't handle the DMV.'
'You were nagging your husband all over the road. I'll need to see your marriage license.'
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Things you don't want to hear on a blind date.
'You're driving a stolen vehicle, you've got a dead hunter in the trunk... Whoa! And your driver's license is expired!?'
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"Of course it's valid, officer...don't forget, you have to multiply dog years by seven!"
"Can I see your license sir."
'If mum's not around, amber means...pedal to the metal, baby!'