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Marvin Blanner: Hypochondriac Thrill-seeker
Tags:door knob, door knobs, door handle, door handles, lick, licks, thrill seeker, thrill seekers, living dangerously, hypochondriac, hypochondriac, hygien, hygienic, germ, germs, corona, coronavirus, corona virus, pandemic, pandemics, epidemic, epidemics, disease, diseases, flu, flus, illness, sickness, virus, viruses
"Are you sure you don't want to lick it before I bun it?"
"When I'm really bored I just lick myself and trip out."
"The cat misses licking your hair."
Tags:cat person, cat people, cat, cats, pet, pets, pet cat, pet cats, cat owner, cat owners, cat behaviour, cat behavior, lick, licks, prison, prisons, prisoner, prisoners, jail, jails, visiting hour, visiting hours, convict, convicts, criminal, criminals, home life, home-life, prison sentence, prison sentences
'See you next spring, Morty.'
Tags:lick, licks, licked, licker, lickers, stuck, trap, traps, trapping, trapped, stick, sticks, sticking, leave, leaves, leaving, left, freeze, freezes, freezing, froze, frozen, snow, snows, snowy, snowed, winter, winters, spring, springs, season, seasons, signpost, signposts, the flying mccoys, flying mccoys
"The cat that didn't lick its fur."
'I'm not supposed to lick myself either.'
"Lick. Lick. Lick. Lick. Lick. Lick. Lick. Lick. Lick. Lick. Lick. Lick. Lick. Lick. Lick. Then I thought, why not just take a real bath."
Where dogs have been before they lick you...
Polar bear lolly
'Did you know in some cultures it's considered rude to lick your plate?'
'Perkins! Not in the boardroom!'
"Well, my dog cleans himself that way!"
Tags:kids, children, families, dogs, boys, sitting in corner, kid, child, nursery, kindergarten, playschool, naughty corner, dog, copy, copying, imitate, imitation, excuse, excuses, education, school, class, classroom, teacher, teachers, teach, teaching, clean, cleaning, lick, corner, misbehaved, misbehaving, scold, scolding, scolded, badly behaved
'Oh yeah! I bet my dad can lick your dad!'
'Honey, I think our 3-second rule should just apply to food.'
Doggy Lap Dancing.
Iguana in zoo licking someones ice cream.
"It's a website page for dogs. You don't give likes you give licks."
"Then who's licking my foot?"
"Don't you just love it when they lick the plates?"
'Now, now, Mancini, we all have to start somewhere!'
"Still workin' on that, sir?"
Tags:restaurant, restaurants, dining out, eating out, meal, meals, food, eating, dinging, server, servers, service, customer service, waiter, waiters, customer, customers, patron, patrons, guest, guests, lick, licking the plate clean, plate, plates, dish, dishes, delicious, tasty, working on, compliments to the chef
Dog In Your Face Comics
'Watkins! No licking yourself on company time!'
'He makes friends real quick.'