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'Should I make a note of the fact that the witness has grown a Pinocchio nose, your honor?'
'Yes, I suppose certain narrow-minded people would call it a ‘pack of lies' - I prefer to think of it as creative up-selling.'
The cake was great and the icecream was delicious, but deep down inside, he knew that some day his parents would discover that 'f' wasn't for 'fantastic', and then none of it would be worth it.
'Your HMO isn't convinced that you need surgery. When I say 'action!' start writhing and moaning wildly.'
"You say your biggest faults are working too hard and blind loyalty to your employer. What do you take me for… An idiot?"
Tags:fault, faults, weakness, weaknesses, job interview, job interviews, interview, interviews, interviewing, skill, skills, hire, hires, hired, hiring officer, hiring officers, employer, employers, kiss up, kisses up, kissing up, suck up, suck ups, biggest fault, biggest weakness, greatest weakness, lie, lies, lying, impress, impresses, impressing, good impression, good impressions
Venus Perjury Trap
"Oh, don't worry about me, I'm fine!"
Tags:sarcasm, sarcastic, homeless, homelessness, panhandler, panhandlers, panhandling, beggar, beggars, begging, social inequality, inequality, sleep rough, sleeping rough, rough sleeper, rough sleepers, deflection, deflecting, reverse psychology, lie, lies, lying, pretending, pandhandlers board, panhandler's board
"Yes, I cut it down, and no, I have not regrets about it."
"Poor dear, she's just discovered all these years she's been the muse for a plagiarist."
Tags:greek, greece, ancient, myth, myths, legend, legends, muses, muse, literature, science, arts, inspiration, inspirations, plagiarism, plagiarist, plagiarists, weeping, crying, sad, discovered, discovery, discoveries, cheater, cheaters, copying, fake, forgery, forgeries, forger, forgers, liar, liars, lie, lies, writer, writers, writing, books, books, author, authors, musician, musicians, lyrics, poem, poetry, art, artist, artists
"Publicly, we're still saying there are no side effects."
Tags:side effect, side effects, medication, medications, pharmaceutical, pharmaceuticals, pharma, big pharma, capitalism, transform, transformation, transformations, coverup, coverups, cover-up, cover-ups, conspiracy, conspiracies, big business, lie, lies, lying, pr, public relations, denial, denials, deny, denies, denying, self-interest, self-interested, corporation, corporations, corporate interest, corporate interests, monster, monsters
"I'm proud of that resumé but I'm sensing 'stickler for the truth'."
Tags:resume, resumes, cv, hr, human resources, personnel, job interview, job interviews, job candidate, job candidates, job applicant, job applicants, dishonest, dishonesty, stickler, sticklers, truth, truthness, honest, honesty, honestness, lie, lies, liar, liars, deception, deceptions, white lie, fib, fibs, white lies
"Let's change 'brink of chaos' to 'Everything is wonderful.'"
5 day forecast.
Tags:forecast, forecasts, 5 day forecast, five day forecast, weatherman, weather man, news, the news, outlook, weather outlook, not a clue, wild guess, iffy, pretty sure, guess, guessing, guesswork, guess work, guessed, guesses, estimate, lies, lie, liar, liars, lying, the flying mccoys, flying mccoys
"Mrs. Briner? Remember all that stuff I said I did on my summer vacation? I didn't."
Tags:homework, summer vacation, summer vacations, summer holiday, summer holidays, dishonest, dishonesty, lie, lying, owning up, own up, primary school, primary schools, elementary school, elementary schools, teacher, teachers, pupil, pupils, student, students, make it up, making up, vacation, vacations, holiday, holidays, essay, essays, writing essays, embellish, embellishing, embellishment, embellishments
"May we have a recess your honor? My client's pants are on fire."
Tags:court, courts, courtroom, courtrooms, trial, trials, legal system, justice system, law, laws, legal, judge, judges, jury, juries, lawyer, lawyers, counselor, counselors, counsellors, counsellors, attorney, attorneys, solicitor, solicitors, barrister, barristers, legal counsel, defence, defense, defendant, defendants, client, clients, witness stand, questioning, perjury, lying, liar, liars, lie, lies, liar liar pants on fire, fire, fires, pants, on fire, flames, burning, suspicious, questionable, dishonest, dishonesty
"All I can figure is that he must have been inspecting the water quality of our lakes and rivers when he became entangled in cement."
Tags:sleeping with the fishes, cement shoes, mob, mafia, gang, gangs, gangster, gangsters, murder, murders, murderer, murderers, killer, killers, court, courtroom, courtrooms, court case, court cases, judge, judges, excuse, excuses, bad excuse, bad excuses, criminal, law, lawyer, lawyers, attorney, attorneys, barrister, barristers, solicitor, solicitors, drowning, drowned, water quality, inspecting, inspector, inspectors, lake, lakes, river, rivers, cement, witness, witnesses, cover story, cover-up, lie, lies, liar, perjury
'Sun got in my eyes? Wind got hold of it? Struggling with 'Personal issues'?..'
Tags:baseball, base ball, catcher, catch, caught, pitch, pitcher, pitchers, catchers, bat, batsman, batsmen, team, teams, game, games, excuses, excuse, get out of it, reasons, reason, lie, lied, lies, liar, lying, lier, come up with reason, reasoning, thought, think, thoughts, thinking, in the bleachers, bleachers, in the bleachers
"Grandma had a favorite doll when she was your age. But, with no explanation, that doll was taken away and sent to live with some cousins in Wichita."
Tags:doll, dolls, favorite, favorites, favorite doll, favorite dolls, trauma, traumas, childhood trauma, childhood traumas, lie, lies, lying, liar, liars, cruel, cruelty, fib, fibs, fibbing, traumatic, experience, ptsd, post traumatic stress, post traumatic stress disorder, dolly, toy, toys, favorite toy, favorite toys
"Today I found out the Easter Bunny is fake news."
Secrets of Adulthood.
Tags:adulthood, adults, secret, secrets, secretive, secret, chore, chores, kid, kids, child, children, lie, lies, experience, experiences, life experiences, lightbulb, lightbulbs, light bulb, light bulbs, change a lightbulb, generic product, generic products, clean, cleaning, stain, stains, tide, tides, understand, understanding, understood, pencil, pencils
"When you take the oath don't worry. There's a lightning rod on the roof."
Tags:court, courts, courtroom, courtrooms, trial, trials, legal system, justice system, law, laws, legal, judge, judges, lawyer, lawyers, counselor, counselors, counsellors, counsellors, attorney, attorneys, solicitor, solicitors, barrister, barristers, legal counsel, witness, witnesses, witness stand, taking the stand, swearing in, oath, oaths, taking an oath, defence, defense, defendant, defendants, client, clients, lightning, lightning rod, lightning rods, lying, liar, liars, lie, lies, dishonest, ethics, unethical, perjury, perjurer, perjurers, god, anger, angry, religious, religion
Tags:pinocchio, pinocchios diner, pinocchio's diner, fairy tale, fairy tales, nose, noses, nose growing, lie, lies, lying, liar, liars, health food, healthy eating, healthy eater, healthy eaters, saying what you want to hear, says what you want to hear, unrealistic, msg, no msg, veggie dog, veggie dogs, no calories, calorie, calories, greasy spoon, greasy spoons, fad diet, fad diets
"You don't look like a hurricane victim to me."
Tags:hurricane, hurricanes, hurrican victim, hurricane victims, tourist, tourists, poverty tourism, disaster, disasters, disaster tourism, disaster tourist, disaster tourists, lie, lies, lying, liar, liars, beggar, beggars, begging, panhandle, panhandler, panhandlers, wild story, wild stories, unlikely, unbelievable, skeptic, skeptics, skeptical, sceptic, sceptics, sceptical
"Can Hilary come out to abstain from having sex?"