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'Sleep always feel more important in the morning.'
"I'd have been better off getting out of bed and leaving the house."
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'But you said to get you up at 6 because you had to wash your hair. . . but you said not matter how much you. . . but. . .'
Tags:early morning, early mornings, hair, washing hair, wake up, wake ups, call, calls, husband, husbands, wife, wives, married life, married couple, married couples, morning person, morning people, sleeping in, lying in, lie in, lie ins, alarm, alarms, alarm clock, alarm clocks, real life adventures
"Five more minutes, I was dreaming our apartment was rent-controlled."
'Are you sure you set the alarm Bob? It looks as though we slept through spring.'
Whack Your Alarm Clock
"Dang! I missed Christmas again!"
"Can I get a wake-up call for 6 a.m., and then a dire warning at 7:15?"
To Do List: Get out of bed.
'Do you think we may be holding our new Sunday morning services too early?'
'Get out of bed. It's nearly eleven.' - 'No, go away.' - 'Get out of bed or else!' - '...or else what?' - '...or else I turn your coat hangers the wrong way around.' - 'Okay! Wait! Wait! I'm up!'
'Sorry for being so cranky. I underslept again.'
"I can't sleep in anymore."
'They say breakfast is the most important meal of the day, but I say it's lunch. If it were the other way around, I'd be dead by now, since I've been sleeping through breakfast for years.'
'So how many commandments does your church have?'
'I'm going to get up, do the treadmill, walk the dog and leave for work early. What are going to do?'
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"It is the end of the world, but who would have thought it would be so noninvasive and convenient."
'My marriage improved since I don't wake up grouchy in the morning. I let him sleep till noon.'
"The way the news is these days one might as well stay in bed."
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'Say, I wonder if anyone wants to sleep in'
Couple in bed...getting up...wife starts husband off as he goes running...husband sets off...wife goes back to bed.
'I had it all... Money, power, prestige -- and then I got a snooze alarm!'
'Misery is sleeping in late on Saturday morning then realizing it's only Wednesday...'
"How can you sleep in? We're morning doves!"