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'Please calm down, Mam. I'm aware of the situation, and I'm doing everything I possibly can.'
"It's my wife - she's trying to lure ships to their doom!"
"I suggest we either move the chair further inland, or get a higher chair."
"Help. I can't get WiFi out here."
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'We decided to take a stand!'
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'Look, I don't expect you to understand this, but the thing is, I'm deathly afraid of water. . . always have been.'
'I'm in hock up to my ears, I work in a dead-end job for eight bucks an hour, my wife and girlfriend are both pregnant - and you think you need help!'
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How's my Life-Saving? Call...
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'Whoa! Thank goodness for lunchtime . . .'
'Everything is so tech, tech now.'
"Get out of the water! It's a tsunami!"
"You can't swim? I'm a consultant - can I get you the latest statistics on drowning?"
"I warned him about sucking in his stomach so much."
'This lifeguard says that he's coming after he finishes his lunch.'
'Don't press so hard, I almost drowned back there!'
'And then I watched the sun go down...'
"Everybody out of the water! Lawyer!"
Lifeguard in desert.
'You! Shame on you!'
'Bob! Great to see you! Help!'
Life guard sees a woman on a desert island in a swimming pool.
'Last week he gave me artificial recreation.'