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"Well, how long do you want to live?"
"This meeting is going a little longer than some of your lifespans and I see you're starting to die off, so I'll wrap things up in the next few minutes."
"He's a bit old for the leather jacket and nose ring routine. I mean, he`s nearly six days old!"
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"I'm afraid you have thirty, maybe forty, years to live."
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'This is a total waste of time.'
"Then it struck me - nobody originally on the Paleo Diet lived past 35."
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"As a 400-year-old shark, you're the oldest animal on earth. What's the secret of your longevity?"
"You should have purchased the extended warranty."
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"In 275 years, I've seen it all - fish, water, more fish, more water..."
"It's amazing how they manage to endure despite all the lineup changes."
"Son, you're young and have your whole life ahead of you."
Stages of Ageing
'We believe this could increase the average life span by 40 years. So far, its only done it by 17 minutes.'
"Three years may not sound a lot to you. But, in dog years that's a life sentence!"
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Why few arthropods are criminals.
'I try to live each day as if it were my last.'
'Did you know women live longer than men?'
'It will never work. By the time you pupate, my 24 hours will be long gone.'
'A year is a funny thing. This year will use up a 10th of my life but only a 50th of yours...'
'Yes, Galapagos Tortoises live for a very long time: That's why it's such a blessing to have a good marriage!'
'Oh my... It looks like you have only 24 hours left to live...'
With friends like you...
"Remember how much fun we had as kids? Ah, but this morning was a long time ago."
"Now when I was a lad..."
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