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'Now that you're 10, we can tell you the truth: beauty isn't actually in the eye of the beholder, there are international standards... and you haven't met them.'
A la Carte
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"'Slow and steady wins the race.' What's yours say?"
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"Don't include any tobacco stocks in your portfolio- they'll only stunt its growth."
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"Face it - there is no good time to get married, have children, and move to Jersey."
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"I'm sorry your wife doesn't understand you, but this is a dry cleaner's."
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"Careful- it might be a trap!"
"Failure is relative- to a dead person, you're a success."
"The problems will remain the same, but apparently they get wordier and wordier."
"My motto was 'Go with the Flow," but I had no idea it ended up here."
"So, how goes the quest for fire?"
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"Now, if I were you I'd lose some weight, get contact lenses, put lifts in my shoes, wear a toupee, grow a moustache, and start smoking a pipe."
"The time has come to talk of many things; of shoes and ships and sealing wax, of double-entry bookkeeping, too."
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"You can do anything in life, son... as long as it's something that can be done by a duck."
"Some will love you and some will hate you. It's always been that way with anchovies."
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"If you're ever granted three wishes, don't blow them all on a giant body with tiny arms legs."
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"Remain calm and list your goals in order of priority."
Make it look easy, while underneath you're paddling like hell.
Temporary and Permanent Writer's Block
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"Remember, son, keep your friends close, your enemies closer, and anyone who says 'Beer me' as far away as possible."
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'Always remember you're unique... just like everyone else!'
"Always take the bull firmly by the tail and look him directly in the eye..."
"Remember, son, when life gives you a lemon, call the attorneys."
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'You can do whatever you want, Herb, but I sure wouldn't take advice from a bowl of alphabet soup!'