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Life Expectancies Cartoons and Comics

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'I'm afraid we've had the results back and it's bad news...he could live to be a hundred.'

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'Okay this test is scheduled for three hours, Fruit fly, you can be excused if you need to die,'

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'I'm writing you a prescription. Do you want a longer life with less quality or vice versa?'

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'We're conducting experiments to dertermine which has a longer life, new phone technology, or a fruit fly.'

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'So, where do you see youself by June?'

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'Live today like you're gonna die tomorrow Gus. But we're fruit flies so it's pretty much true.'

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'What you seem to be suffering from is longevity.'

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Mayfly Wisdom: Never put off til tomorrow...

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'The good news is your life sentence is about over.'

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"This meeting is going a little longer than some of your lifespans and I see you're starting to die off, so I'll wrap things up in the next few minutes."

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"You have a 24-hour virus - of course, you'll be dead by then."

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"His new year resolution was to sort out our pension..."

Artist: Fran   Search ID: forn4754   High Res: 2854x982 pixels (unwatermarked)
Tags: pension, pensions, pension fund, pension funds, retirement fund, retirement funds, retirement, retirement plan, retirement plans, pension plan, pension plans, life expectancy, life expectancies, unhealthy lifestyle, unhealthy lifestyles, old age, annuity

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Providers struggle to come to terms with longevity issues...

Artist: Fran   Search ID: forn4796   High Res: 2785x1024 pixels (unwatermarked)
Tags: pension, pensions, pensioner, pensioners, pension fund, pension funds, retirement fund, retirement funds, retirement plan, retirement plans, retirement, retirements, life expectancy, life expectancies, life span, life spans, pensioner, pensioners, oap, oaps, senior citizen, senior citizens

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"Drinking and smoking will certainly help you to get an 'enhanced annuity'. . ."

Artist: Fran   Search ID: forn4783   High Res: 2824x978 pixels (unwatermarked)
Tags: pension, pensions, pensioner, pensioners, pension fund, pension funds, retirement fund, retirement funds, retirement plan, retirement plans, retirement, retirements, financial adviser, financial advisers, lifestyle choice, lifestyle choices, lifestyle problem, life expectancy, life expectancies, health problem, health problems

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"Plan on living long? I already am."

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"With proper diet and exercise, you could possibly lower that 'seven to one' year ratio."

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"If our lifespan is only a day I'm having a cigarette."

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"I didn't smoke, drank in moderation, exercised, ate kale, and yet, here I am."

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'An expiration date? Gee, all these years, I thought it was just a bunch of freckles!'

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"Yes, even with all the progress they're making in geriatrics, marriage is still 'til death do you part."

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"As a 400-year-old shark, you're the oldest animal on earth. What's the secret of your longevity?"

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'I'll even throw in a brand new 3-year battery for your mother-in-law's peace of mind.'

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"Where do you see yourself in 200 years?"

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"Although 60 is the new 40, for some people 40 is the new 60."

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"Think ephemeral!"

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