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Life Expectancy Cartoons and Comics

Life Expectancy cartoon 1 of 162

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'So...where do you see yourself in 5 minutes time?'

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'I'm afraid we've had the results back and it's bad news...he could live to be a hundred.'

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'Okay this test is scheduled for three hours, Fruit fly, you can be excused if you need to die,'

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'I think you'll be interested in the next patient. He's ninety two years old and accompanied by his parents.'

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"Hey, Honey, our life cycle is too short to play hard to get."

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'I'm writing you a prescription. Do you want a longer life with less quality or vice versa?'

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'We're conducting experiments to dertermine which has a longer life, new phone technology, or a fruit fly.'

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"Nonsense, Mother. You'll probably outlive us all."

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"I'm going to take your blood pressure, so try to relax and not think about what a high reading might mean for your chances of living a long, healthy life."

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'Live today like you're gonna die tomorrow Gus. But we're fruit flies so it's pretty much true.'

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Life Expectancy cartoon 11 of 162

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'So, where do you see youself by June?'

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'What you seem to be suffering from is longevity.'

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"My goal is to die before there's a technology breakthrough that forces me to live to a hundred and thirty."

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"I live for twenty four hours. How can I fund a 401 K?"

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If flies went to church

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"The news isn't good. You have about 53 seconds to live. Now it's 52, 51, 50..."

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Mayfly Wisdom: Never put off til tomorrow...

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'The good news is your life sentence is about over.'

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'Ever wonder if the shelf life date stamped on your side is a typo?'

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"This meeting is going a little longer than some of your lifespans and I see you're starting to die off, so I'll wrap things up in the next few minutes."

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"You have a 24-hour virus - of course, you'll be dead by then."

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A granny tortoise with a quilted shell.

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"He's a bit old for the leather jacket and nose ring routine. I mean, he`s nearly six days old!"

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"I give you a fifty-fifty chance. Pay me up front, and I'll make it sixty-forty."

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"We shouldn't have sugar, wine, beer, cake...we may not live longer but it sure will feel as if we do!"

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