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"Granted, we're living longer – on the other hand, we're out of it sooner."
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'So...where do you see yourself in 5 minutes time?'
'I'm afraid we've had the results back and it's bad news...he could live to be a hundred.'
'Okay this test is scheduled for three hours, Fruit fly, you can be excused if you need to die,'
'I think you'll be interested in the next patient. He's ninety two years old and accompanied by his parents.'
"Hey, Honey, our life cycle is too short to play hard to get."
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'I'm writing you a prescription. Do you want a longer life with less quality or vice versa?'
"It appears that you'll definitely outlive your usefulness."
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"Well, how long do you want to live?"
'We're conducting experiments to dertermine which has a longer life, new phone technology, or a fruit fly.'
"Nonsense, Mother. You'll probably outlive us all."
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"I'm going to take your blood pressure, so try to relax and not think about what a high reading might mean for your chances of living a long, healthy life."
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"Live today like you're gonna die tomorrow Gus. But we're fruit flies so it's true."
'So, where do you see youself by June?'
'What you seem to be suffering from is longevity.'
"My goal is to die before there's a technology breakthrough that forces me to live to a hundred and thirty."
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"I live for twenty four hours. How can I fund a 401 K?"
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If flies went to church
"The news isn't good. You have about 53 seconds to live. Now it's 52, 51, 50..."
Mayfly Wisdom: Never put off til tomorrow...
'The good news is your life sentence is about over.'
"If we take a late retirement and an early death, we'll just squeak by."
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'Ever wonder if the shelf life date stamped on your side is a typo?'
"This meeting is going a little longer than some of your lifespans and I see you're starting to die off, so I'll wrap things up in the next few minutes."
"You have a 24-hour virus - of course, you'll be dead by then."