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"Under new business: Peterson, at Hammond Point Beach, reports that a person in the water is flailing about and calling for help. Peterson wants to know what action, if any, he should take."
Tags:rescue, rescuing, initiative, meeting, meetings, inefficient, inefficiency, life guard, life-guard, lifeguards, discuss, discussing, discussion, business, businesses, boardroom, boardrooms, problem, problems, decision, decisions, indecisive, agenda, agendas, bureaucracy, bureaucratic, bureaucracy, pointless, initiatives
"We're encouraging people to become involved in their own rescue."
"We can't let the king die, but we also can't do anything that suggests he needs saving..."
Tags:life guard, life guards, king, kings, royal, royals, dilemma, dilemmas, conundrum, conundrums, priorities, bad priorities, wrong priorities, royalty, lifeguard, lifeguards, incompetent, incompetence, social rules, social niceties, hierarchy, hierarchies, social hierarchy, social hierarchies, drowning, drowning man
"Sharks! Hundreds of 'em! Flying sharks! Everyone out of the water! They're converging on the future!"
Office Pool of Paperwork.
Tags:paperwork, paper, papers, letter, letters, drown, drowning, pool, pools, lifeguard, lifeguards, life guard, life guards, swim, swimming, paper work, job, jobs, job ladder, career ladder, swimming pool, swimming pools, cubicle, cubicles, offices, employees, worker, employee, workers, employees, comparison, compare
"Ca you describe the shark?"
Tags:life guard, life guards, shark, sharks, lifeguard, lifeguards, priorities, bad priorities, wrong priorities, shark attack, shark attacks, incompetence, incompetence, drowning, coast guard, coast guards, coastguard, coastguards, police investigation, police investigations, red tape, record keeping, shark species
Tags:attorney, attorneys, court of law, courtroom, courtroom, objections, objections, legal objection, life guard, life guards, beach holiday, beach holidays, beach vacation, beach vacations, lawyer, lawyers, prosecutor, prosecutors, lifeguard, lifeguards, swimmer, swimmers, swimming, attorney at law
Lifeguard stand with a sign saying "Swim Critic"
Tags:lifeguard, lifeguards, lifeguarding, life guard, life guards, life guarding, watching, on-duty, swim, swimming, swimmer, swimmers, critic, critics, critical, critique, critiques, review, reviews, reviewer, reviewers, criticise, criticize, criticism, complaint, complaint, complaints, summer, beach, beaches, sea, ocean, oceans, seashore, seashores, seaside, stand, stands, sign, signs, signage
'You don't think you're just a tad overprotective?'
"I keep telling them to use sunblock."
Tags:life guard, life guards, sunblock, sunscreen, sunscreens, sun protection, pile of ash, piles of ash, pillar of salt, pillars of salt, sodom, gomorrah, burn, burns, burning, lifeguard, lifeguards, medical advice, uv ray, uv rays, harm, harms, harmful, skin cancer, skin cancers, skin damage, dermatologist, dermatologists, dermatology, bright sun, sunshine, beach, beaches, beach scene, beach scenes, sun cream, suncream, skin protection
"His commute to work's been getting shorter."
Tags:news, newspaper, newspapers, in the news, topical, topical news, paper, papers, morning paper, morning papers, husband, husbands, wife, wives, couple, couples, commute, journey, on the bright side, postive thinking, seas rising, rising sea levels, flooding, flood, floods, life guard, life guards, global warming, climate change, environmental disaster, environmental disasters, environmental issues, environmental issue
"Of course it's not safe. That's why I'm here."
Tags:diving, diver, divers, diving board, diving boards, swimming, swimmer, swimmers, swimming pool, swimming pools, public pool, public pools, life guard, life guards, outdoor pool, outdoor pools, unsafe, safety, danger, dangerous, brave, bravery, lifeguard, lifeguards, pool guard, pool guards, unreliable, unreliability, distracted, disinterested, summer, summer time, summer sport, summertime, summer sports
Moses' First and Last Day as a Lifeguard...
God throwing a lifebelt.
Tags:heaven, god, gods, rescue, rescues, lifebelt, lifebelts, life guard, life guards, lifeguard, lifeguards, pearl gates, pearly gates, gates of heaven, heaven, afterlife, the afterlife, st.peter, st peter, saint peter, judgement, judgement day, dying, died, sea rescue, sea rescues, minimum effort, no effort spared
'You're in luck! I can move you up to the number 2 spot on my appointment calendar app!'
'We decided to take a stand!'
Tags:life guard, lifeguard, lifeguards, life guards, life-guard, life-guards, swimmer, swimmers, seaside, sea-side, tourist, tourists, holiday, holidays, vacation, vacations, protest, protests, protester, protesters, coast guard, coast-guard, coast guards, coast-guards, lifeboat, lifeboats, boycott, boycotts
"Remain calm and list your goals in order of priority."
'Freedom means you get to swim out there without expecting a nanny state to come running everytime you see a shark or two...ok...five, six...whatever...'
"Visualize yourself not dying and then be that reality."
Tags:lifeguard, lifeguards, life guard, life guards, drown, drowning, shark, sharks, shark attack, shark attacks, victim, victims, swim, swimmer, swimmers, swimming, lazy, useless, unhelpful, life coach, life coaches, life coaching, coach, coaches, coaching, advise, adviser, adviser, advising, advice, counsellor, counselling, counsellors, visualise, visualize, imagine, imagination, reality, death, dying, beach, beaches, bad advice, useless advice
Tags:fishing, fisher, fishers, fisherman, fishermen, fisher man, fisher men, rescue, rescues, sea rescue, sea rescues, fishing enthusiast, fishing enthusiasts, helicopter, helicopters, helicopter rescue, helicopter rescues, angling, angler, anglers, priorities, coast guard, coast guards, life guard, life guards, fishing boat, fishing boats
"Of course, it doesn't pay as much as during the season."
Tags:lifeguard, life guard, lifeguards, life guards, life guarding, lifeguarding, off-season, seasonal, duty, on-duty, beach, beaches, sea, seaside, seashore, seashores, pay, salary, salaries, money, winter, snow, snowing, freezing, cold, snowstorm, snowstorms, blizzard, blizzards, security, prevention, rescue, rescuing, season, seasons, summer job, summer jobs, seasonal job, seasonal jobs
'Why is Burl wearing a life vest, Joy?'
A very tall man walks towards a lifeguard's chair
'Look, I don't expect you to understand this, but the thing is, I'm deathly afraid of water. . . always have been.'