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'Okay, say you go extinct before the rest of your family...'
'I need to buy nine life insurance policies.'
'This policy has one exclusion - no payoff if civilization is destroyed by terrorism. However, in that event, all your premiums would be refunded.'
'Just as I thought...you can't collect on the life insurance by boring me to death.'
"... So, how much will I get when he falls down the stairs?"
The difference between 'Whole Life Insurance' and 'Term Insurance'.
'I wonder why women live longer than men.'
'Ooops... I guess today, I'll miss my turnover target...'
'I'm sorry, ma'am, but you can't collect on your mate's life insurance until he's died nine times.'
'Uh-oh... that sounds ominous.' - *Knock* *Knock* - 'Am I going to die?!' - 'I don't think so.' - 'Then why are you here?' - 'Your life insurance is due for renewal.'
Life insurance company