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"I told you they were magic beans and not to eat them."
Tags:jack and the beanstalk, magic beanstalk, beanstalk, beanstalks, magic beanstalks, fairy tale, fairy tales, fairy story, fairy stories, fairytale, fairytales, magic bean, magic beans, immature, immaturity, childish, childishness, stupid, stupidity, disobey, disobedient, disobedience, mistake, mistake, ignore, ignoring, ignored, life lesson, life lessons, regret, regretting, regretful, unsafe food
‘Sat too close to the TV;’ ‘Stared at the Sun For an Hour,’ ‘Put Out My Eye With a BB Gun.’
Mice taking lessons.
"Ma, what does 'kosher' mean?"
"You have to let me make my own mistakes."
Tags:police, police officer, police officers, cop, cops, traffic cop, traffic cops, state trooper, state troopers, pulled over, traffic stop, traffic stops, car, cars, vehicle, vehicles, automobile, automobiles, driving, driver, drivers, transportation, speeding, ticket, tickets, fine, fines, mistake, mistakes, independent, independence, parent, parents, parenting, parenthood, kid, kids, child, children, life lesson, life lessons, learning, learning from mistakes
"If you promise to be very careful, Mommy will let you carry the baguettes."
Tags:kid, kids, child, children, toddler, toddlers, daughter, daughters, parent, parents, parenting, parenthood, mom, moms, mum, mums, mother, mothers, motherhood, family, families, food, food shopping, food store, food stores, grocery, groceries, grocery shopping, grocery store, grocery stores, supermarket, supermarkets, shopping, shopper, shoppers, shopping bags, mommy's little helper, mummy's little helper, helper, helpers, helping, life lesson, life lessons, bread, baguette, promise, promises, careful, learning
"I know its hard to believe right now, Lawrence, but some day you'll thank me for asking you to punctuate your sentences correctly."
Tags:education, school, schools, schooling, teaching, learning, teacher, teachers, student, students, teacher life, punctuation, grammar, correcting, correction, corrections, life lesson, life lessons, kids, kid, child, children, elementary school, primary school, junior high school, middle school, high school, secondary school, youth, teen, teens, teenager, marking, grading, homework, assignment, assignments, paper, papers, essay, essays, report, reports, project, projects, future, advice, advising
"There's my very first school - where I learned how to hug."
"Even more dangerous than crossing the road is being undercooked."
Tags:animal, animals, talking animal, talking animals, chicken, chickens, hen, hens, rooster, roosters, chick, chicks, road, roads, farm, farms, farmer, farmers, poultry, why did the chicken cross the road, joke, jokes, undercooked, under cooked, pink, danger, dangerous, risky, salmonella, campylobacter, hygiene, bacteria, death, deadly, food poisoning, food borne illness, foodbourne illness, advice, advising, life lesson, life lessons, medical, medicine, health inspector, health inspectors, health inspection, food safety, health, unhealthy
"What did you learn in school today that I'd object to?"
Tags:school, schools, schooling, classroom, classrooms, curriculum, pupil, pupils, student, students, lesson, lessons, class, classes, teacher, teachers, kid, kids, life lesson, life lessons, life-lesson, life-lessons, mom, moms, mum, mums, mother, mothers, motherhood, social problem, political view, political views, educator, educators
"There's a life lesson here, kid. Not all bad guys look like bad guys, and not all good guys look like good guys."
Tags:hero, heroes, superhero, superheroes, criminal, criminals, thief, thieves, theft, bad of loot, bag of money, loot, money, kid, kids, crying child, crying children, good guy, good guys, bad guy, bad guys, appearances, appearance, appearances can be deceiving, looks can be deceiving, deceive, deceiving, life lesson, life lessons
"What is this endless series of meaningless experiences trying to teach me?"
Tags:humpty dumpty, egg, eggs, fall, wall, walls, smashed, shattered, broken, cracked, yolk, yolks, egg yolk, egg yolks, nursery rhyme, nursery rhymes, mother goose, children, child, kid, kids, childhood, the end of childhood, childhood's end, life lessons, death, dying, learning about death, reality, inside, end of innocence
"Are you too old to remember all the advice you tried to give me when I was too young to care?"
Tags:pensioner, pensioners, senior citizen, senior citizens, old age, old-age, oap, oaps, father, fathers, dad, dads, son, sons, relationship, advice, mentor, mentors, life lesson, life lessons, life-lesson, life-lessons, fatherly advice, good advice, wisdom, wise words, father-son talk, youth, youthful regrets, teenage rebellion, teenage rebellions, regret, father-son relationship
"Winning isn't everything, Josh. Not being the reason your team loses is everything."
Tags:sport, sports, baseball, player, players, athlete, athletes, pitcher, pitchers, pitching, team, teams, coach, coaches, manager, managers, excel, good, win, winning, lose, losing, coaching, encouraging, encouragement, psychology, mental health, pressure, pressuring, stress, stressful, demanding, kid, kids, child, children, parents, parenting, parenthood, father, fathers, fatherhood, dad, dads, family, families, advice, life lessons, modern life
'Statistically, drooling is only cute for the first six months. After that we'll have to start screaming in public to get any kind of attention.'
"Remember, son, a man's castle is his home."
Tags:king, kings, sovereign, sovereigns, ruler, rulers, monarch, monarchs, monarchy, royal, royalty, castle, castles, prince, princes, advice, advising, life lesson, life lessons, man, men, power, control, home, homes, house, houses, a man's home is his castle, maxim, maxims, expression, expressions, word play, wordplay, play on words
"Henry, is there a moral to our story?"
"Earthworms are good guys, and birds are good guys—that's just life, honey."
Tags:animal, animals, bird, birds, worm, worms, earthworm, earthworms, child, children, kid, kids, father, fathers, dad, dads, parent, parents, fatherhood, parenting, conversation, conversations, explain, explanation, nature, circle of life, ecosystem, food chain, food, food cycle, food web, environment, life lesson, life lessons
"I'm not speaking to you as a Republican or as an American. I'm speaking to you as your grandfather."
Tags:republican, republicans, american, americans, grandfather, grandfathers, granddad, granddads, grandparent, grandparents, grandkid, grandkids, grandson, grandsons, life lesson, life lessons, lecture, lectures, family life, wise words, wise-words, family-life, mentor, mentors, mentoring, mentorship
'Miss Holt taught us to work well without supervision today. Then she left.'
"I won it for being the most noncompetitive in preschool."
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"How about a quick espresso before school, Toby?"
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"Write this down …'Gold' … write this down also, … 'Diamonds'. Now read that back to me."
"First, find someone to blame."
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