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"I don't want to be alone when I'm old, either, so when we're old let's get back in touch."
Google Translate for Marriagese
"Isn't he nice? I have him on a twenty-four-month lease."
Zack Brillard and Live-In Companion
"Hi, honey, I'm homosexual!"
'Meet my significant other.'
"Now take my life-partner...please...take my life-partner!!"
'This marriage isn't working - We're too different.'
"Dude, Bea just made a serious move on you."
Sandra believed that a partner should be subservient...especially hers... WINE,PIZZA,NOW!
'Gregory, do you suppose our relationship could be too meaningful?'
'Is this 'for keeps' or until boredom sets in?'
"Jose and I were life partners...we lived together...as a couple..."
"I'm looking for a wife who likes to fish, go to the footy, play cards, watch TV, cook, drink and wash dirty socks."
"Yes...things have changed since we were kids. I mean, who knew ol' Jose had a life partner?"
"I'm so sorry. Jose was such a good man."